You get one billion to make a series. What do you make?
You get one billion to make a series. What do you make?
Porn. Starring Adriana Chechik and Remy LaCroix.
Planet of the Apes but it's just Detroit
Legend of the Galactic Heroes, Live Action
A Peyton Manning sitcom
Hannibal versus The Roman Republic, complete with war elephants. And no, Hannibal isn’t black.
An adaptation of Transmetropolitan, have Johnny Depp portray Spider Jerusalem.
Hyperion adaptation.
A melancholy fantasy sci-fi adventure film that criticizes the current state of society and how it got that way while having its themes and opinions be thinly veiled so normies and drones won't figure out for sure that they are the ones I am shitting. Like an end of evangelion but based. And I do plan to make it some day so remeber this comment in ten years
Blood Meridian.
A two hour movie would never do.
a spin off of seinfeld where we cover the childhood of george costanza
A good adaptation of Resident Evil, I guess.
cast judge holden NOW.
Adapt VtM to television properly, unlike Kindred: The Embraced.
I buy the rights to Silmarillion and make a competing show with only white people.
Wahlberg biopic
I shoehorn a bunch of niggers into Tolkien because muh diversity lol
>Young George
I'm intrigued, but who could you get to play Frank? I don't think Ben Stiller would be up to the task.
MARKU WARUBER NO!
The Iliad
>yes, the gods will be characters
>all dialogue in Homer's Greek
>only European actors, as few bongs as possible
why did he do it bros
damn walhberg looking skinny
was that during the pandemic where all gyms were closed?
>why did he do it bros
vietnam fucking shits, that's why
I adapt Milton's Paradise Lost into a full scale epic.
Clive Barker's The Books of Blood anthology series with the bookend stories that tie it all together.
One is old and wrinkly, the other is old and fat; get better idols gramps.
Remake this, but KANGZ
An adaptation of A Canticle for Leibowitz.
Rings of power without black people.
Canticle for leibowitz. 6 episodes. I'd embezzle most of the money
How about i just fuck your mother again, smartass
Stop motion Legacy of Kain adaptation
Me and Christina Hendriks. Unsimulated sex. Twelve seasons.
>A Canticle for Leibowitz
But then there would be no lawd dem rangz. Why would you do this?
one billion wont be enough
modern times or medieval times
fuck that shit
i want season 1 starting with the first punic war featuring my man Hamilcar
I make a low budget current hot topic "deep" show full of nonsensical obscure references and all that jazz to have the pseuds hype the show and pocket the rest of the money.
easy
Woody Harrelson, hair shaved, of course.