Why yes, I'm an elf. How could you tell?

Why yes, I'm an elf. How could you tell?

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the black elf looks like he is about to lecture me about racism

I'm disappointed that elves aren't driving tanks into battle yet.

Why is Gil-Galad the only male elf in this whole thing with long hair?

At least most of them look youthful aside from Celebrimbor and Arondir's buddy. Gil Galad looks like a chubby boomer football fan in a wig.

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he looks ok, most of them look gay and not in an elven way

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knife ears

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Why the fuck did they do this though?
Literally to save money on expensive and good looking wigs?

Stop watching!!!

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I can't wait till they show Thalrad in this series. He was one of the Endrahil that first ventured into middle earth before the coming of Mithrandir. I'm wondering how they pulled of the crazy design of the Ardugast. The books are pretty specific and I can't imagine adapting that to film. But showing the arrival of Mithrandir the way they did, they now can't ommit Bulthwain of Grudzest who will later in the series pick up Ugar'thum, the black seal of Horgoroth.

CAN'T FUCKING UNSEE LMAO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

MY FUCKING SIDES

HAHAHAHHAA IM DYINGGGGG

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Wait a second...

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Since the black actor can't have long smooth hair and it would be awkard to have the black elf be the only one with short hair, the showrunners decided to have other elves with short hair

>the past is with us all
- the lone Elf who thinks the Easterlings have changed and wants to fuck one of them

Bravo Amazon, 10/10.

The movie trilogy Gil Galad was only in for 3 seconds and he's much much better casted and dressed than Amazon's Gil Galad

kino, i'm literally shaking and crying rn frfr

He is literally BALDING.

Fucking hell....this was definitely the reason.

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Bottom right elf looks fucking hot.

They could just make him wear a wig?

fr fr we elves now doe no cap

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I absolutely hate how they look like regular guys but with pointy ears. Aren't Noldor elves supposed to be angelic in appearance? And really tall?

>he looks ok,
no he doesn't

>casted

As he should. Do better. #BLM

Have you ever witnessed a male groid with straight long hair? They didn't want to draw attention to the absurdity.

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he basically asked the white men for reparations in the tavern.

Elrond looks like a Bethesda elf

only Celebrimbor and Elrond are confirmed Noldor elves in that pic

He literally has the Chud face though

he did

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Looks like CGI.

>Kiedis turns to hiphop
Finally!

and then you have a whole race of people who look like elves without needing to wear prosthetic ears

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>here's your eternal youth bro

>flat faces
>tiny, stubby bodies
>dark, soulless eyes

Uh, no.

>At least most of them look youthful
t. legally blind