Why do elves age so much slower?

Why do elves age so much slower?

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What's the AOC like over there?

>Yes, she's old enough officer

so they can pleasure us longer
think about it logically

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they're less degenerate?

How long does elf cute and funny stay fertile compared to human hags?

I hate this baby yoda le long life spawn = le slowly aging :D bullshit

why is every female protgonist the same now?
>other kids bully her
>i want to fight bad guys
>men tells her don't do it you fucking retard
>does it anyway

Like 800 years, that's why elves are so uptight.

i truly hate you people

Just think, she's at least 18 in this pic

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I'll take her on a journey to mount coom

>that look
yjk

but user uooooh cute and funny for centuries ToT

writer self insert

longer than your lifespan

Peak Elven Beauty, too bad she was the only good casting.

Why is Any Forums attracted to children?

mmmm imagine licking her little 80 year old pussy

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Because that's how Tolkien created them out of thin air

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Any Forums is just honest about it.

What does that mean, "you people"?

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I don't think about you at all