>Elrond
>Elf
>Elfrond
Elrond
Owen Scott
Samuel Jones
Why do all charismatic actors die out? Is it the lack of testosterone?
Levi Nelson
>charismatic actors
Toxic white males.
Julian Jackson
Hugo Weaving is still alive?
Kevin Diaz
>big bad = Sauron
>right hand man = Sauronman
really Tolkien? really?
Liam Ramirez
>Galadriel and Elfrond
Hudson Parker
>King Theoden's son
>Only literary purpose is to die
>Called Theodead
Please
Oliver Cook
>giant ball of flames and shadow, flies like a rock even though it has wings
>called ballrock
Tolkien went too far
Noah Ross
Galadrielf, Glorfindelf, Elfohir, Ellfadan, Fingoelfin, we haven't even scratched the surface
Evan Jenkins
>Most powerful female character in the land
>Named Gal Lady Girl
Grayson Watson
Lawd them ronds
Robert Sanchez
>supporting character is a true homie ride or die who says inspiring sagacious things
>first name suggests prophetic suffering, last name suggests simplistic agrarian
>Sam Wise Gam G
Fake
Joshua Cook
Still no Elwing puns? She was literally an elf who grew wings.
I suppose it's only fair because Any Forums has been made to sneed not to read.
Austin Long
>bad guy hq
>murder
>i am no mam
>is a woman
Oh ffs
Mason Phillips
they are still alive but they don't have a replacement
Adrian Lee
>kingdom at Mordor's doorstep that will soon be gone if the fellowship doesn't win
>name it Gonedoor
Jordan Rodriguez
>Gloomy, dark= Goth
>Big Bad Evil Guy = More Goth
Seriously?
Dylan Brown
>Elrond
>Elron
>L-ron
>L. Ron Hubbard
Landon King
>Mordor
>has a extreme lack of doors, in particular mount doom
Really now?
Camden Butler
>land with the largest gate in the world
>More Door
Joshua Peterson
>Character has to throw a ring
>named Throwdo
Bentley Sanders
>Stewart of Gondor
>Is a steward
Nathaniel Brown
>He's very bitter about losing the ring
>Sour Ron
Alexander Ross
Testosterone makes you look like a bloated bald sack of pubes (when in excess of course). It has nothing to do with charisma. Especially considering that modern macho men selling themselves as alpha chads are absolutely embarassing