"Before I sing the national anthem...

"Before I sing the national anthem, I'd like to say that college football diverts funds badly needed for education and the arts."

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So
It makes bookies money

Lisa needed corrective rape

>the ''''arts'''''
No. Art is shit, always has been shit, and is no better than sports.

We should put all the money that goes into sportsballs into yoga pant production instead

sports is one of the highest forms of art, although I obviously get the idea that college football is kindof a racket.

she needs to be spanked

>Football
>Ball barely played with the foot

100% incorrect, collegiate sports brings in massive profits for universities.

Bullshit. Only the largest football/basketball programs are profitable, and most of that money is used to underwrite the unprofitable sports (soccer, volleyball, etc).

good morning sir

based

Why did Americans name their rugby ripoff football?

Yeah colleges definitely don't get enough money.

Why did the rest of the world name the game that you have to use feet to do almost everything "Soccer"?

You'll never get most nerds to understand that sports fall under the same category as their preferred art, i.e. human expression. Competitiveness, discipline, perseverance, resilience, bravery, leadership. If you say these words in any other context the nerd will nod and agree with you that they're higher human qualities. But tell him that the jock he hates has all these qualities and he displays them regularly when he performs, and even inspires others in the same way his art does, and suddenly he'll be spilling his søy latte while he tells you it doesn't count because it just doesn't.

quints of truth witnessed

Those digits don’t lie.

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The ball is a foot long

Wasted. Art and sports are equally retarded.
>oooh look the ballerina is pretending to fuck a swan, how graceful!
>ooogaboooga get the ball to the ball hole get the ball to the ball hole AWwww shit he got nailed by the huge black guy who outcompetes him in every way