Chinese Movie Reviews

1. Go to douban.com (Chinese IMDB)
2. Search for a movie you liked
3. Post English translation of Chinese reviews

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>It is too beautiful to see so many immortal and beautiful people gathered together. Although it is a happy ending, it is still heartbroken, after all, the first love is the white moonlight! Sweet tea and Luo Nan are full of youth, and the screen is full of collagen. When women no longer prove their independence by resisting love, such a society can only be regarded as having basic fairness...

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lmao white women are non-white men's kryptonite.

Probably true because Little Women is 8.0 even on a Chinese site while The Northman is 6.4. They like the women but not the men.

Cool Hand Luke, which is translated as Barbarian Bloodshed, Blood Behind the Bar, or Blood at the Bar

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>I'm just a person in the system. I'm the kind of person the movie criticizes.

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it's pretty much a Any Forums thread simulator about this movie

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they like Seth Rogen in pineapple express but not James Franco. would they be able to watch a movie like this uncensored?

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>some actresses can't help but grow, and the longer they are, the more ugly they are

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Literally wrote a review to say that she walled as an adult.

What does this third review even mean? He gave it 5 stars. Sweet tea must be a way of saying young girls.

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for me, it's rock gangster

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LMAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCKING KEK CHINK BROS

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lol

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TOP KEK

This is why Biden is right to antagonize these chuds over Taiwan

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This site immediately got its opinion discarded.

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We're not so different, you and I.

Unequivocally BASED

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read the reviews first more than the stars

Why do we hate China again?

It's ironic because you're not allowed to make those comments in the land of the free.