Hmmmm, yes, classic 'za

Reminding everyone that this is STUFFED ‘za NOT deep dish ‘za

that's a 'role not a 'za

>turkey testicle pizza
are asians even real

oh hell yea

garloids don't belong on pizza you fucking subhuman filth

That's a casserole.

why do you guys keep saying 'za? I don't see any lasagna here, just a whole bunch of 'suh.

It's literally a pie and meant to soak up the beers you drink with it without you getting too drunk and robbed by cabrini green. Chicago's finest
Have you even tried it though

Yup. I've had (actual) Lou Minalti's. Its a big ass, tasty, greasy, fried mozzarella stick. But it ain't fuckin pizza.

Uno's is the best.

don't knock it til you tried it

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>Lou Malnati's
Basically like saying you don't like burgers because of McDonald's. Go somewhere not a chain and it's good. Usually.

Then I won't knock it.

I don't have to stick balls in my mouth to know it's terrible.
Who wants a big wad of bird cum in their mouth?

i puked a bit in my mouth, wtf OP

Why not just eat an entire cheese wheel then?

when you first looked upon the deep dish pizza were you blinded by its majesty?

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is this one of those famous chinese 3-Squeak pizzas Ive heard so much about?

No, I was wondering what kind of retard thinks that's a pizza.

i really dont get how you can look at this and start seething. i just dont get it man. yummy food is yummy food.

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JEWWW REVIEW!

How do you even fit this in your mouth
(Twss)

What the fuck are those garloids

Only low test """"""men"""""" wouldn't eat a nice 'go 'za. Go enjoy your vegan gluten-free artisan fair trade urban pizza, and wash it down with your soyy latte

>wash it down with your soyy latte
I'll take an IPA thankyouverymuch

Get fucked Ameritards. This is how civilized Europeans like their pizzas.

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You guys shouldn't try portillo's. It's not good anymore. Try Al's or Buono Beef. Preferably Al's.

love 'go 'za threads because theres always some coward trying to make an argument from taxonomy.
like instead of addressing it on qualia of merit (flavor, texture, general principles of enjoyment), he thinks he can disqualify it by pretending it doesn't meet the True and Exhaulted Definition of Pizza (tm) and therefore cannot be the best pizza so he can run away.
aside from the obvious issues with these cowardly tactics, the funny thing is that they aren't even correct. Chicago style is easily a pizza within the most traditional metrics, but they don't know that.

Whoa bro the cheese is like pulling! that's like awesome and not just fucking annoying to eat

sorry enjoyment is such a chore for you user

>civilized Europeans

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i just don't get you, man

Everyone itt is a fat fuck

the THAD swedish pizza

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"Hey guys you know those fried mozzarella squares from Olive Garden? What if we made a fuckin huge ass one and called it a fuckin pizza? And it takes like a fuckin hour to bake and fuckin no one will ever order one except way in advance and fuck it we'll still make 'em wait, its the Chicag' way"

I was so hyped up to try these chicago deep dish pizzas

Disappointed they just taste like a soggy bland mess

well I get mad because watching cunty rich people eat working class food is annoying especially since they do it in the most obnoxious way possible

it's bread and cheese and tomato sauce you fucking faggot. theyre taste like a pizza. what did you expect?

Most people in Chicago eat tavern style. Deep dish is for tourists.

youtube.com/watch?v=3Yk9Uk4FqBE