You brought a boar into my bed edition
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Owen Jones
Noah Hall
>dropkicks Jaehaera Targaryen out of Maegor's Holdfast to her death
>pins her death on Cassandra Baratheon
>slanders Ysabel Staunton as a drunk
>raped Elinor Massey
>proved Rosamund Darry's mother fucked dogs hence her six nipples
>proved Lyra Hayford smothered her infant brother
>proved Jeyne Smallwood, Mooton and Merryweather were crossdressing dykes
>raped Tyshara Lannister
>slices Lucinda Penrose's nose open
>throws Falena Stokeworth down the stairs
>drilled a hole in the ship of Lady Buckler, drowning her and her daughters
How did he get away with it?
Jace Ramirez
KING SLAYAH GET IN HERE
Nicholas Miller
Bobby B is a weak king who got killed by an animal
Camden Bennett
kneel to your queen
Michael White
Marwynbros, how are we looking?
Jacob Taylor
ooga booga wher da Velaryon womyn at
Julian Williams
Jaxson Richardson
>I wanna fuck Criston
>lol nvm
>I wanna fuck Harwin
>oh well now that Harwin's death I should go fuck my uncle
Daniel Allen
Weak to knight dick
Samuel Jackson
wait is the rod supposed to be that big?
You can make at least one sword out of that
Grayson Ramirez
my glass candle is burning
Mason Russell
You can not stop them.
Henry Garcia
She is becoming a true woman
Hunter Jones
>marwyn
>sam
>glass candles
>a sand snake
>a faceless man
>impending hightower vs euron magic duel
>a fucking kraken
if winds comes out the oldtown plot is going to be maximum kino, unironically more excited for it than the battle of winterfell
James Adams
This makes me visibly upset
Jace Carter
If Daemon is the greatest swordman of all time how come he lost to Cole?
Jackson Foster
>inb4 Sam kills Euron and it's all just GRRM's self-insert fanfiction
John Howard
He's not the greatest swordsman of all time. Cole's like a reverse Jaime where he's a fighting prodigy but comes from nothing and isn't particularly moral Unless they go the kino rape or thot refuser route in the show
Joshua Reed
Hopefully Darkstar makes a surprise appearance wielding a katana called Dusk at the battle of Oldtown
>Euron calls down a curse of darkness to engulf the city
>Darkstar appears and says: “The dark has no hold on me… for I am of the night.”
>slices Euron with his katana
Noah Martin
The better route is Euron blows the horn of Joramun and keeps Sam around to torment while the apocalypse happens.