Frodo, did I ever tell you about the two weeks I spent alone on a raft with Sauron...

>Frodo, did I ever tell you about the two weeks I spent alone on a raft with Sauron? He brought me pleasure in every hole and took me in every way a man can take a woman — 'til the dawn shone gold in the sky, as our vessel reached the shore and I howled in divine orgasm. His penis jutted upward like a stiff mast, yet I was I blinded in ecstasy. So blinded I was in his masculine darkness that I did not feel the embrace of the Myrish swamps. At that sublime moment I was stuffed with his seed, having been made his woman and pounded into forgiving even the murder of my brother; all his many ages of sin forgotten. It was blasphemous. Like an endless porno, Frodo, you have no idea. And he was a good friend

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Does she end up on a raft with sauron? I might watch and clap if that happens ngl

do you remember the faramir + rosie copypasta? could someone rewrite that with faramir or a RoP character and Nori/fatty harfoot?

>>Frodo, did I ever tell you about the two weeks I spent alone on a raft with Sauron? He brought me pleasure in every hole and took me in every way a man can take a woman — 'til the dawn shone gold in the sky, as our vessel reached the shore and I howled in divine orgasm. His penis jutted upward like a stiff mast, yet I was I blinded in ecstasy. So blinded I was in his masculine darkness that I did not feel the embrace of the Myrish swamps. At that sublime moment I was stuffed with his seed, having been made his woman and pounded into forgiving even the murder of my brother; all his many ages of sin forgotten. It was blasphemous. Like an endless porno, Frodo, you have no idea. And he was a good friend

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the cultural decay americans are ushering is unprecedented

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She does

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American's have no culture. They took a piece of European culture and ruined it.

Let me try to break down how this is going to go

>Halbrand is Sauron
>Halbrand actually wants to lay low and is contemplating being a good person
>stumbles onto Galadriel
>has minor adventures in Numenor with her as they check out how their society works
>is now in love with Galadriel
>she cucks him
>Sauron gets super mad and commits to doing evil
>goes back to his base of operations and starts doing evil shit
>Numenoreans nab him
>he already knows much about their society since he was there with Galadriel previously so he knows who to push and what to say

etc...

is that Bucky

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women are writing this shit. Only they could think fucking Sauron will cure him of his "bad boy" phase.