How the fuck did she swam in fucking open water for days?? The swells would have fucked anyone up in 3 hours maybe less

Stop watching garbage.

She's a descendant of Aquaman; Amazon will explain this later on. She wasn't actually swimming, she has bladders that fill up with air to make her more buoyant. The question I have is, what did she eat during all those days adrift at sea?

Chuds when Legolas mounts a galloping horse by grabbing its breast collar with one arm, swinging his body in front of the horse to its other side, rotating it in the air and then landing on it:
>Well elves weigh much less than humans and are way more agile, so he weighs 20 kilograms or something super small like that, and therefore its really easy for him to pull himself up on the horse, because you’re not changing momentum as much with the lower mass
Chuds when Legolas runs up falling stones like they're a staircase:
>Well it says in the books that Legolas can walk on snow, plus consider that he and the shattered tower are in free fall, accelerating downward at 9.8 meters per second per second. He is no longer in an inertial reference frame; instead he is in an accelerating reference frame, and inside his falling reference frame, Legolas is perfectly free to move by exerting a force on the stone blocks, using his leg muscles as normal. Thus he can indeed move upward, but only within his downward accelerating reference frame. The catch is that since that frame is accelerating downward at nearly 10 meters per second per second, he better do this very quickly if he is to cross the stone steps. Let us assume that he cannot let the stone blocks fall more than 2 meters, else he won't be able to reach Bolg's level. The tower looks to be around 12 meters. The time taken to fall 2 meters is found from the free-fall equation: t^2 = 2 * d / g where t is the time in seconds,t^2 is the time squared, g = 9.8 m/s^2, and d is the distance fallen in meters. Plugging in d = 2 meters we get t = 0.639 seconds. To run the 12 meters in 0.639 seconds, Legolas must run at a speed of 12 m / 0.639 s = 18.78 meters per second, which equals 42 miles per hour. While this is faster than any human can run , it certainly does not violate any "laws of physics"
Chuds when Galadriel does anything:
>NOOOO THIS IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE AND RUINS MY IMMERSION!

first age, royal family, have-seen-the-trees elves are superhuman and the real problem is how they are treating them mostly as pointy aired humans

reminder that chuds think that his is "SOUL" and "what Tolkien would have wanted"

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>NOOO THE CHARACTERS ARE TOO RELATABLE, WHY ARE THEY NOT AUTISTIC ALBINO INDIANS LIKE IN THE HACKSON FILMS??

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The hobbit is fucking terrible lmao
but the jackson trilogy is 9.5/10

>Chuds when Legolas mounts a galloping horse by grabbing its breast collar with one arm, swinging his body in front of the horse to its other side, rotating it in the air and then landing on it:
Everyone shits on that scene. It's one of the worst in the trilogy. Right up there with the shield surfing scene.

I want to see Galadriel in a swimsuit. One of those tight one-pieces.

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Fucken lmao. The first Hobbit movie was enough for me to avoid the rest. Good god this is bad.

Let's keep butchering it until it's completely unrecognizable!

>doesnt understand how to swim

black hands typed OP