Elves should be played by indigeneous white Swedes and Dutch for their thin and fair features, blonde hair and height, likewise the Numenoreans- by white Norwegians, which are somewhat swarthier with darker hair, and the orcs should be played the Fins, Sami, and Mongols.
Finally, the Hobbits should be played by the Danish and Irish.
Elves should be played by indigeneous white Swedes and Dutch for their thin and fair features, blonde hair and height...
James Perez
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Gavin Ortiz
Finns are already in the original LOTR (Kalevala), so pass
Evan Lopez
Black elves are orks.
Samuel Scott
>indigeneous white Swedes and Dutch
>not just saying swedes or dutch people
chuds are being mentally raped to the point they start using sjw terms, top kek
Carter Baker
It is what it is my nigger
Aaron Johnson
at least you can admit you have been brainwashed by sjws, brown people aren't swedes or dutch
Anthony Thompson
>believing in muh heckin ancestry dot com pseudo science
cringe poltard
Dominic James
Svartálfar
Brandon Collins
Honestly, I don't care. Roles should be cast based on actor's appearance and acting skills alone. If a 1/8 a Swede American or one of those South American or Turksih 80%+ euro mutts happen to match the target character appearance close enough it's fair game to me, but no Blacks playing europoid characters.
Charles Diaz
cancel prime, no hate watching
Asher Gutierrez
Or we could just record voice overs to stop motion puppetry using garden gnomes, at this point you could pass off midget porn as high art if it were filmed in middle earth.
Adam Wright
>pseudoscience
that would be intersectional studies of critical race theory
Samuel Watson
His use of cringe was all you needed to read to understand what you're going up against.
Thomas Sanchez
>Elves should be played by indigeneous white Swedes
makes sense because Todd Rundgren is Liv Tyler's real dad
Benjamin Rogers
>Rundgren began a relationship with model Bebe Buell in 1972. During a break in their relationship, Buell had a brief relationship with Steven Tyler, which resulted in an unplanned pregnancy. Buell gave birth to Liv Tyler on July 1, 1977. Buell initially claimed that Todd Rundgren was the biological father and named the child Liv Rundgren. Shortly after Liv's birth, Rundgren and Buell ended their romantic relationship, but Rundgren remained committed to Liv. At age eleven, Liv learned that her biological father was Steven Tyler. According to Liv Tyler "...Todd basically decided when I was born that I needed a father so he signed my birth certificate. He knew that there was a chance that I might not be his, but…" He paid to put her through private school, and she visited him several times a year.[144] As of 2012, Tyler maintains a close relationship with Rundgren. "I'm so grateful to him, I have so much love for him. You know, when he holds me it feels like Daddy.“
Based cuck
Dylan Parker
Elves should be hapa
Brayden Scott
Liv Tyler really hit the genetic jackpot given that her father is Steven Tyler.
Jaxson Campbell
I really hate women. Being a step cuck is gay but you've got to feel for the kid in the situation. But it all could have been avoided if women weren't such fucking whores. Imagine your girlfriend leaving you, getting knocked up, then coming back. I'd spit in the cunts face.
Benjamin Gomez
>Finally, the Hobbits should be played by the Danish and Irish.
The Hobbits are as English as tea with the vicar, they should be played by English people, and what is most important, The Shire should NOT have been filmed on a barren island half way across the world from England, from which the Shire is a metaphor. Or synecdoche, whatevs.
William Taylor
Reminder that all the screeching 'but muh lore' poltards had no problem with Jackson casting Americans in the film's not did they have a problem with Kiwi and Maori actors playing orcs.
Also nowhere does Tolkien ever say that Elves, dwarves etc are 'white people'. Anyone who pretends he does is a fucking idiot.
Hudson Hughes
*gnomes