Me? Why would fans actually choose to be Slytherin? Surely Slytherin would be reserved for non fans?
Me? Why would fans actually choose to be Slytherin? Surely Slytherin would be reserved for non fans?
fangirls go to Hufflepuff
Something so fucking attractive about plain 4-5/10 girls with glasses and I can't describe it.
That girl is an easy 7.
- le edgy but not aggressive style -
you know its a retarded teen girl fantasy
you know it man
She needs cheek fillers, because her head is shaped weird.
im laughing. her pussy is a 7 her face is a 5
Kino common room?
Hufflepuff is comfier
I's like to slither inside her
That is a man.
Slytherin has the hottest girls.
It goes like:
Slytherin (smug, girly, competitive) > Ravenclaw (nerds, weirdos and asians) > Gryffindor (average girls, sporty) >>> Hufflepuff (chubby, ugly, annoying)
Luna is an exception i guess but yeaj pretty much
Dios mio la judea extremas
I would love to slytherin her pussy, if you catch my drift...
Name pl0x
It's the HP universe's version of furfags being a wolf with a technicolour coat. The extent of "I'm not like everyone else tihi" ""uniqueness"" they can muster, while being exactly the same as the rest.
Looks dank as fuck, and I don't mean that in the 420blazeitbrah way.
>It's the HP universe's version of furfags being a wolf with a technicolour coat.
No. That's actual werewolves.
Except HPfags don't get sorted into a werewolf home and the werewolves in HP are too diseased-looking to really attract many furfags.
>HPfags don't get sorted into a werewolf home
Pretty sure they do, at that absurd American school that Rowling invented for her spinoffs.