>Ornella: .…Leo and Brad pitt comes and you’d go away
>Jonah: Ornella darling your breaking my heart here!! Or am I having a heart attack? wink*
>audience laughs while Ornella visibly look upset
>Ornella tries to say something but Jonah cuts her off and says, “call 911 I really am having a heart attack” while struggling to breath
>Jonah falls to the ground. Miles, Ornella, the audience gasp and everyone panics
>Jonah is sent to the nearest hospital and hours later he is pronounced dead
>The death of Jonah is heard all over the world, all major TV channels report his death while showing mourning fans crying and lighting candles.
>Ornella gets backlash for insulting Jonah moments before his death. She tries to apologise but fans are too mad to care what she has to say. She gets sent death threats, assault in public, etc
>Ornella goes into hiding
>10 years later Ornella is without a job, and is living as a homeless person in the streets of Paris. No one wanted anything to do with her. No job, her husband left her and took the kids years prior. She lost the custody battle since the judge and jury were Jonah Hill fans
>Day after day she sits on the sidewalk with her hand out with a piece of cardboard beside her that reads “money or food please” (in french)
>One cold morning with Ornella in her usual spot, she hears a voice that said “Bonjour Ornella”. She slowly looks up and says “Jonah?” The man smiles, turns around and walks away disappearing into the busy streets of Paris. Ornella is stunned, she sobs, and yells out Jonah! Jonah!
Ornella: .…Leo and Brad pitt comes and you’d go away
>>Ornella: .…Leo and Brad P-
FAT
Then he wakes up. Turns out he slipped on a cupcake wrapper while storming off set.
Jonaisters and Jonabros, we just can't stop winning
>Ornella that joke was Superbad (2007)
MORE TIME
MORE TIME
Just like your health
>i think leo and brad like their women younger you fucking haaaagggg i will kill you you cunt how dareyouyuuUUUUUU you slut!!!!!!
MORE TIME
Jonah bros...we finally got her
Holy shit no coming back from this
>no mention of bbc
americans won't enjoy this greentext
>Why don't you ask hollywood about it? I'm sure they'll make a movie about it- ah of course you would be replaced by a younger actor, and either leo or brad would be a black man, but I'm sure thats to your taste anyway
best answer he could have given tbqh
Jonahfags are coping so hard they need to live in a made up fantasy world to keep going on
like clockwork
>so get this babe, you know jonah hill?
>hes the fat actor I photoshop into those funny subway pics
>so he went on this french TV interview and got blown the fuck out by this woman named ornella
>something about her not wanting to have sex with him, shut up so I can finish
>so anyways, me and the bros on Any Forums
>yes the meme site, shut the fuck up
>its ok just stop being such such a bitch and interrupting me. anyways we post these hypothetical replies to try to redeem jonah
>but then we also post replies blowing him out again
>i dunno like, calling him fat and shit. It's cash, trust me
>then we all say, nooooo we need more time!!
>it's a lot of fun babe
>you could try but you'll probably have to show your tits
MORE TIME
>those feet
I’m officially an ornella CHAD
footbros... we keep winning
he should replied: your joke it not bad for a pretty woman
Delicious feet. Would lick while this french whore insults and belittles me.
SURF'S UP ORNE-
>*pulls out semi-auto*..."Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt. You were saying? No please, continue... I'd LOVE to hear the rest of your fant-- [accidentaly pulls the trigger] OH FUCK! Holy shhhh.. haha sorry, that was my fault... thought the safety was still, I... oh... oh shit... oh shit, oh shit I'm so sorry! oh my God!....OH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK, no, no, HELP! SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP! SOMEBODY CALL 911! Oh God I didn't mean for this to... not like this, I didn't want this to happen... I j-just wanted to scare you... I just... I just wanted.. [unintelligible sobbing].. please Ornella, don't die... please, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry... SOMEBODY HELP! IS ANYONE A DOCTOR? PLEASE, SOMEONE GET HELP! [tries to apply pressure to gunshot wound] Oh fuck, this isn't happening... this isn't fucking happening... this isn't real life, this can't be happening... oh God, oh Jesus, oh God, please help... please don't let her die... please don't let her... oh. Oh God. Shit. W-well... well that's it then, huh? She's gone, folks... she's... she's dead. [turns to the audience, eyes red with tears] Ha...haha... ha. Ha. Haha... ha.... ha. Guess that's... ha ha... guess that's showbiz for you huh? Haha... ha... ha... ha...ha...ha...ha...ha...ha. Ha. [puts gun in mouth and pulls trigger]
>[overhead camera zooms out over both lifeless bodies as blood gradually spreads over the floor all around them]
would watch that movie
