If some faggot yelled at me like that I would grab him by the throat and slam his head into the corner of a table

If some faggot yelled at me like that I would grab him by the throat and slam his head into the corner of a table.

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t. John Wayne
I didn't know they stacked FEED that high

and miss out on ventilating some gook kids, slaying tight underage asian puss and generally have a good time? Nah

kino

>generally have a good time
Citation needed.

you wont do shit bitchboy

You must me a real badass, OP
orz

The whole point of the yelling is to filter out people with dignity. The army wants submissive cuckolds who will obey even the most retarded commands without question.

dont stand out like joker and fat fuck and you wont get chewed much

>In 1985, Hasford had borrowed 98 books from the Sacramento, California public library and was wanted for grand theft there.[7] Then, in 1988, shortly before the Oscars ceremony, he was charged with theft after campus police from California Polytechnic State University in San Luis Obispo, California, found nearly 10,000 library books in his rented storage locker. At that time, he had 87 overdue books and five years of Civil War Times magazine issues checked out from the Cal Poly-SLO library; the materials were valued at over $20,000.[7]

Hasford's book collection included books borrowed (and never returned) from dozens of libraries across the United States, from libraries in Australia and the United Kingdom, and, allegedly, books taken from the homes of acquaintances. Among them were 19th-century books on Edgar Allan Poe and the American Civil War.[7] Hasford had obtained borrowing privileges at Cal Poly-SLO as a California resident, using a false address and Social Security number.[7]

Hasford initially denied the charges, but he eventually admitted possession of several hundred stolen books and pleaded nolo contendere ("no contest") to possession of stolen property. He was sentenced to six months' imprisonment (of which he served three months) and promised to pay restitution from the royalties of his future works.[7]

Hasford claimed that he wanted the books to research a never-published book on the Civil War. He described his difficulties as "a vicious attack launched against me by Moral Majority fanatics backed up by the full power of the Fascist State."[7]

>If I’m gonna get my IP banned for a word, my word is sneed

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>>slaying tight underage asian puss

There's probably a lot of moments during the vietnam war with US troops killing some Vietcongs and then unknowingly sleeping with their wives who also aren't in the know and leaving behind a kid who you'll only ever wonder about in passing

>probably not-so-fit tween at the beginning of boot camp struggling to complete marches and courses
vs
>mid 30s-40 y/o drill instructor that breezing through marches while scouting for faggots
>grab him by the throat and slam his head into the corner of a table
fat chance

You talk the talk, do you walk the walk?

Is there another example of a film where the first act is 10/10 kino and the second half shit

Wish I could learn military skills without wasting my time on their schoolboy drama bullshit.

I can name dozens of films that are great for the first 40 minutes or so than fall apart. It's almost a norm I think.

I wouldn't say it's 10/10 kino, but David Lynch's Dune is pretty good up until the halfway point, but once Paul becomes a part of the Fremen tribe, the quality of the movie immediately plummets into a disorienting shitshow and never recovers. I'm curious to see how Denis is going to do with the same material

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Drill instructors back then were able to get away with way more back then. They could beat you if they liked and nobody would have done anything about it. But if you tried fighting a DI now they would have the right to fuck you up. Plus there's never just one like in full metal jacket, it's always a group of them and they would probably jump you.

>Big yikes! TF is that, Private Pyle?
A jelly donut xir!
>Deadass? Im shook!
Xir yes xir!
>Are you allowed to slay jelly donuts Private Pyle?
Xir no Xir!
>And why not?
Because im a thicc bitch xir!
>Because you are a hecking chonker, Private Pyle!
Xir yes xir!
>Private Pyle has been acting mad sus no cap fr, I have tried to help they/them, but I have failed ong. From now, whenever they/them fuck up, I will not punish they/them, I will punish all of you, NO CAP. The way I see it, you owe me one jelly donut. BET.

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Thank you Sir for your service and for protecting me and my furrbabies.