10 minute short film for filmclass is due tomorrow

>10 minute short film for filmclass is due tomorrow

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take a video of yourself shitting and do some voice-over about the state of society
those pretentious faggots will eat it up

Film yourself masturbating to gay porn with a big cheeseburger and then having a heart attack and call it "Consumer, The"

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record yourself taking a shit with your iphone and tell people to interpret it themselves

Ten minutes of your eleven year old sister playing with herself with classical music in the background.

Gotchu senpai

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video of shit

>Film for 2 mins
>Slow-mo film
>Strech out to 10
>Act like it has 7 layers of meaning
>Cant explain film, it means something different to each viewer
You are welcome

>attending filmclass
Keep at it. Maybe one day you can be an actual janny.

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Take this and then superimpose images of Americana and footage from 911

If you have very few/no actors available make something about the aftermatch of a murder/crime. You can show a knife left on a towel after being washed, a shovel with fresh dirt caked on it, etc. to comminicate information visually and subtly.
Just think of a simple enough idea like that in the next hour and commit to it. It doesn't have to be a murder necessarily but think of a simple story that you can tell through visual storytelling with limited resources/actors.

lmao, a guy in the film course i was doing 10 years ago submitted his final assessment and it was a POV of him playing with star wars figures.

he made luke and leia kiss after defeating vader and even rubbed them together as if they were having sex.

This lad went on to have a failed music career.

make a timelapsed video of your cock becoming hard. the background should have photos of men

Just film an ant in black and white for 10 minutes and maybe add some soft violin tune. I guarantee that you will pass.

just film yourself jerking off and claim it's art, it should work if you aren't white

do you have a sister?

easy. 10 minutes of someone having a conversation over a cell phone with different people, but the person tells each person selective parts of a story or just lies or omits part of the truth in each one. While they are on the phone they can be doing random stupid shit like playing with a fidget spinner or just wandering around bored. Then just slap a pretentious name like 'veritas' on it with some blurry vhs font. Done.

film yourself saying fuck trump for 10 minutes and you'll get an A

>filmclass

ngmi

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>Presentation for a finale in film school
>Female teacher is a complete art snob bitch
>Gives me a C on my presentation because it didn't contain a clear social commentary even though it did
>Took me weeks of slaving over every aspect to get the movie made.
>One guy turns in basically a porn film he made with some hookers where it's in black and white and he reads some shitty poetry over it while these whores just sit and stand and walk around naked intercut with a tripod shot of him crouched in his shower looking sad.
>Gets the highest score in the class, teacher cries and gives a standing ovation
>Talk to the guy afterwards
>He had no ideas until the night before and just decided to use part of an unrelated sex tape he made with rented equipment, googled modern poetry, filmed the shower shot on his phone and did VO. Made it black and white because the color depth between the professional equipment and his phone was apparently extremely stark.
>Guy did all of an hour of work if you don't count him making a sex tape for fun.

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Someone in my class did a super easy cheat, but had his dad as the actor so an old man added legitimacy.
>nice old man wakes up
>slowly goes about morning getting ready
>sits down reading paper with giant smile on face
>shocking headline about the man
I think in the short film it was something like "elderly superhero saves the day again" but it could also be "serial flasher still uncaught"

tarantino is a proof by contradiction against all his statements about film school