I fucked Sauron

>I fucked Sauron.

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Friend has a phonecall on loudspeaker with family at dinner, they say there's a new LOTR series coming out, but they haven't seen it yet. Everyone is excited and someone even makes a cheeky remark that if it's out somewhere user will find it on the internet. I'm thinking to myself "I'm never going to watch Rings of AIDS" but I didn't want to bring down the mood so I didn't say anything and just looked at my plate. Now that I come back to Any Forums after a while, first thread I see is about Galadriel fucking Sauron on a boat.

Is it really that fucking bad? I don't want to put this on, especially when there's kids present.

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>Frodo, did I ever tell you about the two weeks I spent alone on a raft with Sauron? He brought me pleasure in every hole and took me in every way a man can take a woman — 'til the dawn shone gold in the sky, as our vessel reached the shore and I howled in divine orgasm. His penis jutted upward like a fat mast, yet I was I blinded in ecstasy. So blinded I was in his masculine darkness that I did not feel the embrace of the Myrish swamps. At that sublime moment I was stuffed with his seed, having been made his woman and pounded into forgiving even the murder of my brother; all his many ages of sin forgiven. It was blasphemous, like an endless porno, Frodo, you have no idea. And he was a good boyfriend

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that wasn't sauron

isn't sauron supposed to be gay4pay with celebrimbor as annatar around this time?

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thanks, keep me posted

What other matters were discussed on this phonecam.

The sexual tension between Sauron and Galadriel is unbearable. Anyone who is above 15 will capture that the actors are off the hook and fucking like bunnies backstage. She is constantly grabbing him during interviews, which is a sign they are shooting far too many scenes together.

Also, I don't know if this is the actress being horny, but Galadriel is written like she is constantly cockteasing Sauron.

>pic related

I know most of Any Forums are virgins, but a hint that a girl wants you to pound her harder than the ram at Minas Tirith is if it is night, she comes at you in a gowl and looks at you like this.

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I only hope he fucks her so hard her stuck up bitch face finally melts.

*sawrone

Thats the.witch king

>WE HAD SEX
>MY PERFECT VIRGIN BODY IS RUINED.
>YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO EXPERIENCE MY FIRST TIME IN ALL ITS PERFECTION .
>THE ONLY THING WAITING FOR YOU IS SAURONS SLOPPY SECONDS
>YOU COULD NEVER COMPETE

>New ring. What do you think?
Whoa-ho. Very nice. Look at that.
>Picked it up from the smith’s yesterday.
Good coloring.
>That's brass. And the lettering is something called Sildar Elvish.
It's very cool, Khamûl, but that's nothing. Look at this.
-That is really nice.
Platinum with Dwarven type. What do you think?
>Nice.
Eru. That is really super. How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?
>I can't believe that Elros prefers Tar-Meneldur’s ring to mine.
But wait. You ain't seen nothin' yet. Raised lettering, pale Noldor. White gold.
>Impressive. Very nice.
Hmm.
>Let's see Annatar’s ring.
>>Look at that subtle off-gold coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a firemark.
Is something wrong, Khamûl? You're sweating.

>no dickslapping
not canon.

Yeah it's superbad, don't watch it. But make sure you make numerous posts about how you're in fact not watching it and how outraged you are about what other people are telling you about the show.

>the ram at Minas Tirith
GROND GROND GROND GROND GROND

Cringe

"Frodo, did I ever tell you about the two weeks I spent alone on a raft with Sauron? " Galadriel asked, as they wandered the ancient forests of Lothlorien.

"No, I don't believe you did," Frodo replied, wondering what his elderly companion could possibly mean.

"It was during the last age, before the Ring was destroyed," Galadriel began, her voice taking on a far-away quality. "Sauron and I were the only survivors of a great battle, and we washed up on a deserted island.

"At first, we were both weak from the fight and the journey, and we lay side by side on the beach, barely speaking. But as the days stretched into weeks, our desire for one another began to build.

"It started with little things - a touch here, a lingering look there. But soon we were exploring each other's bodies with abandon, and we would spend hours making love in the sand, under the blazing sun.

"One day, as we lay together after a particularly intense round of lovemaking, Sauron looked into my eyes and said, 'Galadriel, I am going to fuck you so hard that your face will be reddened for days.'

"I didn't know what he meant then, but I soon found out.

"He took me roughly, holding me down as he pounded into me, slapping my face with his huge cock every time he pulled out.

"It hurt, but I loved it. I loved feeling his dick slap against my skin, marking me as his.

"For two weeks we were lost in our own little world, and when we finally arrived back in civilization, we parted ways, our desire for one another still as strong as ever."

Galadriel fell silent, a small smile on her lips, as she remembered the intense pleasure of those long-ago days. Frodo wondered what it would be like to feel Sauron's dick slapping against his own face, and the two of them shared a long, silent look of understanding.

Based writers

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>"Fuck me through the bars"

>Sauron is Galadriel's bad boy ex

KINO