Chad

>60 Years old
>Flies jets like Chad
>Drives bike like Chad
>Plays football like Chad
>Gets the hot bar girl like Chad
How does he pull it off, Any Forums? Is he adrenochromed up to his eyeballs? I streamed this flick yesterday because there was nothing else on (no, I'm still not watching your Larp of the Rings). Mindless entertainment, but still, kept me watching to the end.

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do retards seriously think tom cruise pilots fighter jets?

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He wanted to.

>facelifts

he flew the P51 at the end but not the fighters

He’s a melly sue.

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>"5th gen fighters" instead of naming the actual fighter type
>refusing to name the country they're attacking
>doing retarded canyon run for something missiles, drones or F-35s could easily handle
>le GPS jamming meme makes no sense
>ground "confusing sensors" for some reason

Absolute dogshit.

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Valid criticism. But it's not like I expected highbrow entertainment. It did manage to keep me watching till the end, which I must say is rare these days. No superheroes, vampires, supernatural shit, exaggerated woke shit. There's a lot worse out there.

>There's a lot worse out there.
Also a lot better.

Give me some reco's then in current year. I flick through what's being watched on Trakt regularly and it's all tiresome superheroes and wokeness. Also I don't watch anything with a stronk female lead or a nigger in anything more than a supporting role. Also no obvious troons or homosexuals.
>inb4 racist, sexist, homophobe
Correct, correct, and again, correct.

>>inb4 racist, sexist, homophobe
Where do you think you are, nigger?

>retards seriously think tom cruise pilots fighter jets?

The mad lad has flight ratings for P-51's and dual engine jets.

This entire movie was a boomers wet dream
>millennial fighter pilots are garbage
>boomer pilot comes out of retirement to teach them
>he outclasses all of them
>eventually says fuck it and does it for the millennials
This is how boomers see the younger generations. This isn't a flattering movie and is more boomer circlejerk

They said it was in Iran granted they only said it once

Proof a sequel can be better than the original.

>Boomer circle jerk
Your pocket money does not appear out of thin air, son. Can I have a movie I like too every now and then? Or does everything need to revolve around worshipping niggers and troons?

>60 Years old
He identify himself as 35 years old.

When?

>boomers wet dream
don't you watch the tennis? I know tom does, not one of the new generation has mental fortitude, they are mental midgets who get outclassed by boomers daily.

This like bitching that Halloween decorations need scannable wikis

Agreed

>Stinky zoomer trannoid doesn't even know it flips to Gary Stu
Cut out your eyes and fuck the sockets, you swine.

Tom is Any Forums, nigger