>NOOOOOOOOOO ALL OF OUR REVIEWBOMBS.... FOR NOTHING..?!
>*ACK*
NOOOOOOOOOO ALL OF OUR REVIEWBOMBS.... FOR NOTHING..?!
Isaac Cruz
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Levi Jenkins
>that fucking fake looking chintzy gold font
(((Amazon)))
This is all part of their plan to force us to accept a lower quality of everything.
I know I sound like a conspiralard, but hear me out.
The show looks like cheap trash. It’s insulting to the original work and its audience. It’s filled with heavy handed political messages demeaning populism and glorifying Amazon style globalist capitalism.
Yet despite all this, it’s the latest and greatest big thing in the media and everyone will watch it and everyone will love it. You don’t? Well you’re a bigoted chud, because here’s 8 gorillion journalists and pajeet shills who gave it a glowing 5 star review.
Smaller shows will see all of this and take note. The ECS buxx will continue to flow down from Blackedrock and everything will continue to get shittier and cheaper and more ideological and mindrotting and bad. Imagine fantasy TV in 2032. What series will they butcher next, and how cheaply, how bluntly?
This is the next step in their master plan.
Benjamin Hill
>But I stayed up all night giving it low ratings on Rott...ACK
Carson Brooks
im not reading all that but
meds
Joseph Richardson
It’s okay, Any Forums is full of losers anyways
Evan Hill
No like this...white bros...not like this!!!! arrrrrrrgghhhhh
Daniel Long
>The show looks like cheap trash.
No, incel, neither you nor anyone else believes this. You decided that "it looks cheap" before you ever saw a single frame of it, because you are mentally ill and your identity is grounded in hating things. It is the most expensive show of all time and it shows.
There is no such thing as ECS or Blackedrock. "Pajeet" and "gorillion" are words exclusively used by incels. PLEASE take your meds.
Benjamin Butler
That's... pathetic. Grand Tour got hundreds of million viewers.
Juan Bell
Wheel of Time was an unparalleled phenom too. Can’t stop winning Amazon chads!
Oliver Cooper
>actually believing self reported figures
this was going to be their number before it ever premiered
Blake Thomas
Not in a day, chud.
Juan Cox
>filmed season 2 already
>haven't announced air dates yet
they love to keep their many fans in suspense :D
Brandon Nguyen
kneel
John Diaz
Brody King
Isn't the world like 6 billion people or something? A world wide vieweage of 25 millions is like, what, a 0.4% vieweage rating? That show should be canned 5 seconds after getting the data. How do they think it's a success?
Luis Evans
>global
Kek that’s awful
Also 25 million played the show. They didn’t release the completion numbers. Meaning we don’t know how many of those viewers just quick 1 minute into the show
Blake Johnson
>the haters were more interested in this show then an actual audience
Amazing
Jason Fisher
The worst part is they're counting anyone who stayed on the homepage for 2 seconds for the trailers to start playing in that "viewer" count.
If they said 25 million hours, then at least you could say "oh, 12.5 million people watched this garbage".
Anthony Williams
Chuds on damage control, hilarious. Even if the show was proven to be the most watched show of all time, they would still come up with deranged incel standards to pretend that it bombed lmao
Jaxson Garcia
Chudbros... we lost
Noah Price
Lol. People don't even want this shit for free.
Connor Davis
COOOOOOPE
Levi Wood
yeah... HotD is actually getting 20 million over 24 hours in the US alone (because WB are too stupid to let me sub to their channel).
Adam Williams
>Also 25 million played the show
Are you implying a vast majority of those people clicked play and didn't actually watch the show? What would be the point?
Ryder Scott
It was unironically pretty good... not perfect, but better than Hacksons Jobbit trilogy
Christopher Perry
Looks great.
Justin Watson
Shills out in full fucking force.
Mason Murphy
>NOOO THOSE NUMBERSARE FAKE AND EVEN IF THEY WERE REAL THEY WOULD BE PATHETIC NUMBERS BECAUSE... UMMM... THEY JUST ARE, OK?
Tyler Baker
>According to Jeff Bezos-
Brayden Torres
>incels
>take meds
Mossad detected. Kill yourself Jewish vermin.
Chase Ross
>See what's new
>Skip through a couple of scenes
>Eh, looks boring
>Dropped
Caleb Gonzalez
>Source: Amazon
Just like the Kikeflix stats, headcannon
Nathaniel Flores
it's called name branding which is also why people keep buying apple products
Tyler Torres
She's so cool
Matthew Reyes
Plenty of people fat finger remotes. When you're the top option, it's easy to accidentally click on it.
If they had any more impressive figures to release, they would. The fact this is the best one they had is an embarrassment.
Dylan Bennett
John Brown
>IM GONNAAAAAAA
Jack Torres
I think you need a refill chief
Ethan Barnes
>Even if the show was proven to be the most watched show of all time,
Then prove it, dipshit.
And don’t say “Amazon said so!” as proof.
Hunter Perez
>There is no such thing as ECS or Blackedrock.
um sweaty
blackrock.com
>”Pajeet" and "gorillion" are words exclusively used by incels.
they’re words used by people that actually use the website and don’t come here as paid shill tourists working for bezos and telling everyone to take meds
fucking shills ruined this board
again, part of the master plan
Brandon Ortiz
>if you play some video, you have to watch all of it even if it's immediately apparent that it sucks
Are you familiar with the concept of previews, retard?
Jacob Morgan
Who is paying the anti-shills?
Kayden Watson
Post the one of him jumping up the falling steps
Charles Davis
Yeah... Not even trending on twt, not the most popular show on imdb, where is the hype
Andrew Rogers
Also people with auto play enabled. so if you hover on the thumbnail while the preview is playing some people just allow the trailer to go right into the movie passively without actually clicking to play on it. So if it’s the first thumbnail you can get tons of auto plays. Netflix does this same thing to inflate their numbers
Justin Nguyen
>25 million people watched it by accident!!
The chud cope is getting truly out of hand
Parker Nguyen
>Claim to have 25 million global viewers
>also claim that low ratings are "review bombers" who've never seen the show
The fix is in.
Hudson Gonzalez
>Not even trending on twt,
It was trending #1 or #2 for 36h straight in the UK
Jayden Wilson
>Source: Amazon
Easton Flores
Lol this you?
James Bell
>mass replying
I can see you have nothing of value to say here
Jack Young
youre the only one who's huffing copium friend i provided proof
Ryan Collins
>You decided that "it looks cheap" before you ever saw a single frame of it
No, everyone saw frames of it before it was released. There was promotional images and trailers. It does look cheap because the armour looks plastic, costumes are ill-conceived, the actors look like they were local theater actors picked up because there was nobody else, the greenscreen sets just can't rival shooting in a real place.
Mason Evans
Chuds review bombed your show and there is nothing you can do about it. You lost just like you lost Roe v Wade.
Get over it
Josiah Morris
No, chud, this is your spiritual leader "the critical drinker!
Oliver Edwards
This.
Nothing else needs to be said.
Justin Cruz
>Chuds review bombed your show and there is nothing you can do about it. You lost just like you lost Roe v Wade.
Ayden Parker
uhh troonbros???
Jackson Wood
My spiritual leader is god the almighty father. Don’t talk to me again
Nathaniel Lopez
Yeah sure. Now let's compare to HoTD
Dominic Gray
Bernie will never be your president btw
Charles Jackson
they got 10 mil
Chase Diaz
>toy makes the hips wrong
disappointing
Jose Scott
only in US troon
Jaxson Rogers
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Aaron Williams
Only 25 millions? What, they played the thing until minute 30 and closed the shit before getting worse
Gavin Brooks
>HOTD
10 Mil
1 Hour
1 Country
>RoP
25 Mil
24 Hours
240 Countries
uhm
Chase Wilson
>25 million in a weekend out of 8 billion people "global viewers"
>a mr beast video makes that in 30 minutes
embrassing numbers for a multi multi billion dollars corproration
Kayden Jackson
desperately astro turfed, cheap garbage fan fiction, they have to cook the imdb numbers and do this kind of PR, disgusting shit, worst part is all they had to do was just.... not shoehorn nigger worship, and they would have had a real hit