Sauron is gonna pork Galadriel isn't he?

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no one gives a shit you stupid fucking nigger

What an organic human comment.

Why people say he is Sauron...I thought he was one of the future king that become a Nazgul

no that's Bronwyns son, he's gonna be the Witch King

>Why people say he is Sauron
Leaked from source involved in Rope

this

>Frodo, did I ever tell you about that one time I had sex with Sauron? He was a good boyfriend.

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jfc the memes will write themselves

And thus begins the tale of Sauron the Incel.

Well there's nine of them...

Literally the only storyline that would make me care about this shitshow. Pls make it incel kino

Who do you think she learned her evil mode from.

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So it's fake info to make the real tweest twistier.

Nah. That would be the eminem looking faggot in the trailers

>she slept with him one time and has been craving his power ever since

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He isn't Sauron you literal halfwit shill

Yes my theory is this is how the show will have Sauron get close to the elves to forge the rings, it's going to be utter trash, luckily this is all non-cannon so who cares.

He is, shit for brains

spaace

He isn't, you pinhead.

You have literally no fucking proofs apart from your far fetched autism

He absolutely is.

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isn't sauron supposed to be dragged to atlantis as a prisoner after he is defeated and then just talk his way into having a career as top political advisor

It happens waaaaay before he established in Mordor even.

Let me try to break down how this is going to go

>Halbrand is Sauron
>Halbrand actually wants to lay low and is contemplating being a good person
>stumbles onto Galadriel
>has minor adventures in Numenor with her as they check out how their society works
>is now in love with Galadriel
>she cucks him
>Sauron gets super mad and commits to doing evil
>goes back to his base of operations and starts doing evil shit
>Numenoreans nab him
>he already knows much about their society since he was there with Galadriel previously so he knows who to push and what to say

etc...

Oh man it'll be based if the villain fucks our pure-looking protagonist. Someone make a webm if he does.

Telegony right, once more.

>>is now in love with Galadriel
>>she cucks him
>>Sauron gets super mad and commits to doing evil

Sauron the supreme gentlemen....my fucking sides

and like a meteor,
A star in flight, ere Yule one night
flickering down he fell
From his laddery path to a foaming bath
in the windy Bay of Bel.

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That's stupid and isn't happening. The leak that said he's Sauron is fake.