Conan

Infidel defilers.

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who would (((amazon))) cast as Conan today in the billion dollar series?

"Actually, black Cimmerians are a thing!"

Un-ironically, Henry Cavill as Conan the Cimmerian.

Some unknown actor that somewhat resembles a buff Oscar Isaac

casting conan as a middle eastern woman makes perfect sense and here's why

Lou Ferrigno?

henry cavill would've make a better and more faithful conan than arnold's

Tiny hands

jason momoa

Arnie's mutt son. Could actually work.

Some guy who can pull off quippy dialogue while bowing his head when berated for the past crimes Cimmerians committed against Aquilonians (multiracial but always black while berating). You'd have more trouble casting the Hispanic girl he spends the series passing the torch to.

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booyega

It would be terrible because it would feel artificial. Conan was great because it starred no name actors who were passionate and perfect for the job. There was risk involved. Like bringing in Sven Ole Thorsson (a gym buddty of Arnold) as a villain. It's why Conan the Destroyer sucked. It was too corporate.

Some nigger.

Literally every time there's a surprise hit the studio decides to get more involved in the sequel and it turns to shit. Guarantee the same thing will happen with the upcoming Joker sequel for a recent example.

they had aquaman as him a while back in failed attempt.

It wouldn't matter because they would make the OC female character the main character anyway.

Like Conan's dad?

idris elba

Heterosexual men don't pay attention to details like that...