>ok Mr Tolkien, and what shall we name the capital city of this marvelously advanced, highly civilised, and cultularly superior race?
>Londo- uhhhh…Lindon! Lindon.
Ok Mr Tolkien, and what shall we name the capital city of this marvelously advanced, highly civilised...
Ethan Powell
Carson Richardson
>has father issues
>Fathermir
>wants to borrow ring
>Borrowmir
Camden Anderson
>evil man who works for Sauron
>Sauronman
Isaiah Ross
do you have permission to post this picture?
Thomas Anderson
All of those are based
Lucas Clark
> All of those are based
Michael Richardson
And also, Mr. Tolkien, should it ever come up someday, what color is the skin of an elf, a dwarf and a hobbit?
All white you say? Why are you laughing? You think that’s a silly question and should be quite obvious to even the most dimwitted reader?
Well, anyway, thanks for clearing that up.
Joshua Nelson
Jayden Bell
If we had known to get that shit in writing as explicitly as possible far away in advance, we could have prevented our societies from falling into darkness in the first place. Man... the luxuries our ancestors took for granted.
Blake Ward
>Absent heir to Gondor
>Heirisgone
Eli Lewis
>has black skin
>niggermir
Hudson Sullivan
lol
Anthony Stewart
I feel like such a moron everytime I laugh at this simple joke.
Gabriel Powell
It's our photo and we own the copyright, which we bought at auction
Lucas Robinson
>um Mr Tolkien want is the Indigenous name for Middle Earth? i never found out
>it is Anglotopia!
Andrew Fisher
checked and sorry Mr tolkien
Ayden Robinson
>successor to Ruhollah Khomeini
>is named Ali Khamenei
Bravo, Tolkien.
Lincoln Reyes
I would excuse all the shirty writing recently if they came out and said they got it all using ouija boards trying to contact tolkien for more material.
Noah Gonzalez
Works for me
Bentley Stewart
>president is Ronald Reagan
>his minister is Donald Regan
Who writes this shit.
Easton Sullivan
>guy who needs to throw a ring in a volcano
>FRODO