A sexy booba devil gives you 7 wishes but then she'll take your soul

She can fuck with your wishes if you're not careful, also asking for more wishes will void all your wishes.

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wish 1 - be my wife
wish 2 - pee on me
I'll come up with the rest later

8 hours of sleep

can i get 6 great wishes and the 7th wish is "i wish i get to keep my soul forever"?

>wish 1: all the niggers are back in Africa
>wish 2: all the spics are back in Mexico
>wish 3: uh, I'll just have a Diet Coke

Imagine having oneitis for THIS when you could have spent just one wish fucking Elizabeth Hurley.

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pretty sure she'll fuck up your last wish on purpose just to get your soul

She doesn't actually want your soul, it's a test of character

I refuse
>For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

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Now that a devil has confirmed to me I have an immortal soul I'll go live a good life. Why would I mess up eternal life for some shitty temporary goodies?

it's the devil, he can't just scare you into going to hell but then go lol jk

Did you watch the movie?

1. Make Jews generous and honest
2. Make blacks trustworthy and capable of self control
3. Give Asians normal sized dicks
4. Resurrect John Lennon
5. Give me a gun
6. Help me hide John Lennon's corpse
7. Mexicans and retarded people have to live in the ocean.

fuck that hit hard

Anal with devil woman whenever i want

Murder every single jew.

so exactly once before you realize she can interpret it as you wanting her to fuck you up the ass?

>No kikes sent straight to hell
Your boomer is showing

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all the married ones are left and are now your landlords.

your proposal is acceptable

you cant wish someone to love but can you wish to get rid of having a oneitis?
cause its not actual love, more so just a completely obsessive involuntary limerent crush

male shoulders, very off putting

i wish for the devil to understand that no matter what it does, it is still acting out the will of God, her creator. i would also wish to nut deep inside a bunch of asian women.

actually, looks like a wide chest.
still off putting.

wasting all these wishes.
You do know air travel is a thing, right?

school teacher devil or slit red dress devil?

you are right. for wish 4 I want the devil to pilot a blimp up your ass.

What was her problem?

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Based, fren

>4. Resurrect John Lennon
>5. Give me a gun
>6. Help me hide John Lennon's corpse
Kek

Why does she need that many apples?

Given how language works I think it's literally impossible for her to not fuck you over with the wishes.
He can make the wish as detailed and long as possible and yet it wouldn't work

>Make 6 wishes
>Never make the 7th
Problem, devil?

She forgot to restrict n to the integers.

doesn't matter, she'll force you to make your last wish.

Somebody screencap

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I'd tell her to fuck off. I'm not going to do business with a genie/devil/wish granting asshole who is going to go out of her way to twist my words and turn my wishes into nightmares. I've seen that movie before.
I'm pretty content with what I have anyway.

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>she'll force you to make your last wish.
Then by definition it's not a wish. Checkmate, devil.

damn mexicans getting super powers how is that fair?

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Oh wow, I wish I'd known that sooner!