How does Bond fuck every woman he sees and NEVER get STDs or AIDS?
How does Bond fuck every woman he sees and NEVER get STDs or AIDS?
Cooper Robinson
Austin Price
He's white which is like a cheat code for STD resilience.
Oliver Lopez
He's a woman too
Jace Rivera
He's unvaxxed, so he's got a strong immune system.
Hudson Richardson
He doesn't fuck men (Craig likely does)
Owen Edwards
the trick is to have them all in perfect balance. Crabs can be trained to gnaw off warts! Things that ooze can sooth dry and itchy areas and what not. You gotta think more zen with your stds.
Andrew Davis
Bond always brought protection if you catch my drift. (A 9mm)
Nolan Martinez
Who says he doesn't have STDs?
Joseph Lee
Why did you post Craigbond who only fucks one girl per movie?
Samuel Reyes
Q gives him some special antibiotics
Alexander Flores
"we do not shake or stir it sir. It is just a prescription shampoo. You apply it yourself twice daily."
Nathaniel Edwards
This is the real answer. Bond has given so many women aids.
Austin Baker
Because Bond doesn't fuck, he rapes. And you can only GIVE STDs in that situation
Daniel Green
Because he's not a fucking animal and uses this clever little invention called a CONDOM.
Benjamin Morgan
Have you ever known a straight man to get STDs?
Samuel Reyes
condoms are fucking stupid
as someone who caught chlamydia while wearing a condom that didnt even break
if theres any real doubt as to not being able to fuck someone raw and bust inside them, or be nutted in if youre a foid, you should probably just not fuck that person
like if you actually have to worry about having any open cuts before going in the water it means theirs sharks nearby, just dont go in the fucking water, swimming pools and non-shark infested times of the year exist
Camden Turner
At least they're hot, also I think he fucked two in all of his movies except Skyfall and No Time To Die.
Elijah Wilson
Incorrect, people mistakenly count Solange in Casino Royale but forget he leaves before fucking her like the faggot he is. In Quantum he fucks the side piece only gets a peck on the cheek from the main girl. Pathetic
Joseph Turner
Only faggots and those poor souls that got blood transfusions from faggots ever got aids.
Bond is in the clear
Julian Hernandez
he's going back to all the countries britain had colonized
they had a working super anti std cure by then
Michael Long
It's a power fantasy for normies, STDs are no more a part of that than broken toes, stomach flus and migraines.