I’m delaying responding to my friends wedding invite because I have no +1

I’m delaying responding to my friends wedding invite because I have no +1

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take me

Just say she's in the bathroom whenever someone asks

I skipped a few of my friends' weddings and I think they all hate me now so you might want to take that into account

Or you could go and get drunk and find one there

You're supposed to go by yourself and flirt with the bridal party.

wedding is probably your best chance as an introvert adult to meet a partner
its one of your last chances at happiness

skipping on free alcohol and food while hanging out with your friends is pretty cringe bro

Don't listen to these guys
Go there and try to get the bride to fuck you

take your mother, people will think it's cute and endearing.

I'll be your +1 user

Free food and alcohol

this isn't bad advice for normies, but it assumes that the fiance wants to set him up with one of her single friends
maybe she does, but consider your surroundings

I skip weddings, but then the next time I see their new wife I say sorry I missed it and give a couple bottles of champagne as a wedding present
goes over a lot better than having a sperg moment at a wedding

thats actually a clever move. my friends would know i had nothing better to do and just wanted to skip though
(not op btw)

?
I've been to three weddings and not a single time did anyone care about me bringing a +1 or not

Bring a hooker

Don't listen to this guy
Go there and try to fuck the groom

This isn't your blog faggot.

Go with your falcon

Get drunk and tell the story when you and your friend experimented with gay sex

Hire a prostitute to pretend to be your gf for the day.

Nah, weddings are boring as shit. Kiss and fuck already so the reception party can begin.

Tell your friend you hate him and never want to hear from him again.