Dan Schneider is Toast

"In the memoir, McCurdy chronicles moments from her time on iCarly (a Schneider-created show), where someone called "the Creator" massaged her shoulders, made her wear a bikini, and forced her to drink alcohol, all while she was underage."

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oh no, drinking at 18

Noooo not the bikini

>no you cant massage a tired actress
>reeee teen actors never wear swimsuits in sitcom beach episodes, you have to write around their needs
Too bad about the beer, though.

yeah, what is that, like a $5,000 fine, you think?

Hell, maybe Ten grand. Too rich for my blood, I don't know what Schneider's gonna do if he has to pay that. He'd probably die.

She used to have such plump, perky tits
Goddamn shame

>the creator is her mom
>this has been proven multiple times
the alt left groomers be like 'nononono it was a WHITE MAN ok???'

I always keep in mind that "underage" in the US can mean 18, 20 and 32 depending on what brand of mental illness the person saying it has.

>Dan Schneider
who? never heard of him. does he go by other aliases i might be more familiar with

she looks better now

ban all sex before age 30, and make the penalty death.

>it was NECESSARY to have an episode where all the underage actresses go to the beach and wear skimpy swimsuits
No.

Someone start posting her lewdz dammit

imagine if he were innocent and all his starlets are just making up shit for attention because of Any Forums memes.

just saying, a massage can be perfectly innocent, and 'forced' to drink alcohol goes from being the cool uncle to a pedophile creep, is also a stretch.

just saying he may not be guilty at all because theres zero proof he ever crossed any line.

they're not
outside of jenette trying to get fame again by lying about what he did when it was her mom who she constantlly talked about being 'her creator of life', none of thme have shit to say that's bad
'oooh he yelled at me'
Wow, you're at ap rofessional job and can't act properly so you got yelled at. wow. such abuse. much molest. so sex

Someone post the blowjob pages

dont you get my hopes up asshole...

She explicitly writes about sucking dick and swallowing cum numerous times. I've read the pages on 4channel, but I didn't save them.

He's the guy who knocked up Brittney Spears' sister when she was like 15.

I’m going to buy her book and learn how into reading
If you’re lying to me I’ll smack your face

What a monster

Welcome to three weeks ago and Any Forums went over this nothingburger, user.

lmao these girls wish they had serious dirt on dan the man but he's so discreet

someone post the page where she talks about her dirty socks going missing

boohoo
Convert to Islam if you hate bikinis so much.