Horribly dumbed down Shakespeare dialogue

>horribly dumbed down Shakespeare dialogue
Who wrote this garbage?

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Fags like Shakespeare wrote it.

Hey dipshit, need you to hop on the backhoe and dig a 100 yd trench.

Ahhh ye supple young man, dredging in the dry earth into the moistness of the under crust, unbeknownst of theb toil and trouble of excavating this cavern...

Americans, who else

Buuut... what is they/them if naught an barnical upon a ship...

I’m gonna get hate but I think this actress did a fine job acting. The issue is that she is distractingly ugly

I don't have Amazon Prime. How do I watch?

THEY WILL WOE BEYOND THE PASSAGE OF DOOM
*raises a fake skull into the air*

>I don't have Amazon Prime. How do I watch?

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i dont see any racism in this thread
good job lads

>can you please tell me how you are watching for free so I can get it shutdown

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You don't. It's bad

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You know exactly who wrote it

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burgers have always felt as the inferior cultural powerhouse to their continental counterparts so much so that they call standards racist

Oh lawd, they are fucking ruining Shakespeare with a two one shot to the brits. And the bongs will take it like it's not an attack on their entire existence.

>the nigger hawfawt is literally named Satyr
Seriously then dems are the real racists.

>Galadriel is the MC
If they are doing a prequel they are purposely missing out on the 2nd age. Galadriel was fucking nothing, she was the most powerful elve after all of the elves were genocided by Mektor

If she was white, attractive, and had a beard, I would have zero issues with her.

I think you meant Morgoth.

*Melkor

Do you know why a ship floats and a stone can't? Checkmate bigot.

>attractive
>and had a beard
user?