Have Galadriel slept with Sauron in LOTR appendices?

It's more fun to be able to hit the actors when you throw things.

if this dude is sauron i riot.

it makes zero narritive sense for him to be sauron. zero. it makes more narritive sense for the "wizard" the halflings found to be sauron then for this rando in the ocean.

of course the wizard the halflings found ISNT sauron, but the authors of this travesty tried to make you think it might be. when the comet appeared the gold leaf elf trees all started to be corrupted (you know the trees elron made a point to explain would grow wherever there was love), and when the wizard cast his magic on the fireflies he killed them... so the narrative is trying to false flag the wizard as sauron.

Sauron never appeared as a human being in the 2nd age, and lets assume he is this rando drifter. in order for this to make sense he has to...

1) live as a human
2) travel by boat
3) get in a shipwreck, and "run" from an ocean wyrm aka sea dragon
4) save galadiel from drowning (for no fucking reason whatsoever)

it makes zero sense furthermore he grabbed galadiels knife, and pretty much all elf made tools hurt the servants of morgoth to touch (granted Sauron, pre-fall was still able to take fair forms), which brings us to the final reason it makes no sense. Sauron was supposed to be beautiful and charismatic, the type even people who were suspicious of him couldn't keep their guard up around him for long and often fell for his lies.

so yeah, if the drifter rando is sauron the writing for this mess is even worse then i thought it was.

wdym? he is sauron?

Look at imdb di gus that's Isildur

that's the theory, and it's a stupid one.

Who was that white haired dude then?

Of course not, at most Tolkien could imply rape between couple of layers of innuendos.

eminem

>american intellect

>3 page appendix
>2 1/2 pages of it is a description of Sauron's erect penis

it is a key element of the lore

As Denzel said it once (I'm paraphrasing but you'll get the point): theatre is where you learn to act, and movies is where you make money.

the reasons everyone wants him to be Sauron and fuck Galadriel are:
1) thinking about sex is less boring than the show
2) the only thing more boring than the show is him being an ancestor of Aragorn.

You sound like those pseuds who go to the theater just to brag about it later with the rest of his pseud faggot snob friends

Dumbledore

If Shelob can become a big titted seductress in the WB verse, I can totally see this dude being Sauron.

Isn't Isuldur in this show? I thought they were condensing it all into a human lifetime or something

Wow morf is very talented!

>theory
meh i thought somebody leaked something

I love the united states of america

No, he's obviously a Numenorean, maybe even Isildur but we don't know when Galadriel's story takes place so we can't be sure.

>discount rebecca ferguson

>why can't you let go of the past reeee
Sauron is going to represent white man's guilt, isn't he?

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So many GOAT actors started as stage actors.

funniest shit ive read all week lmao

Galadriel slept with everyone. She is a SLUT

Isildur is this Georgian guy.

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I thought sauron was the Eminem dude from the promos?

best country in the world tranny, you secretly know that you'd love it here. Cope, seethe and dilate

>I'M ACTING

I'm not Sauron you silly, i hate orcs.

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Celeborn, please, calm down.