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Thats Sauron, actually.

If you're not calling it /rangz/ you're a fucking amazon shill and guilty of advertising

it better not be
also sky wizard better not be gandalf

Sauron is gay faggot

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>the only White dude main character
>the only WhitexWhite couple
>only exist to portray LOTR version of Reylo as the dude is the next ressurection of Sauron

Cheap Viggo mortensen

So she will bang the man who killed her brother. Well played Amazon. Ive seen my share of fanfiction to know where this is going.

Kill yourself faggot shill

Hobo Mr Bean IS Gandalf. They woudn't bond him with good hobbit kids if he was Saruman

>Shipping
are you a 12 year old girl?

Sky wizard may be Radagast.

Didn't Gandalf come to middle-earth in the 3rd age?

Is he a werewolf?
Seriously

>establish Galadriel as focussed to the point of OCD
>give her a bit of rough who isn't even the same species

brilliant character writing

Didnt stop Rey from kissing a man who killed her family and tortured her. This is how story written by White Karens look like.

>The humans were hunting the serpent
>it won

Most probably. I mean, he looks hairy anyway.

There is a reason this show is on WIKIA under "non canon"

ahhh no wonder it's completely dogshit it was made for twitch.tv faggots and their mentally ill views on relationships they will never experience

SEX

Galadriel was one of like 5 elves who saw right through Sauron, if this is Sauron the showrunners are even dumber than I thought.

actually the nuwars writers didn't anticipate the shipping of Rey and Kylo. the planning of their own fanfiction was DOA so they adapted it by just copying the audience's fanfiction.

They're going the "I can fix him" route.

I'm mad they fucked up the Silmarillion part. Given how little time they spend on it they could have at fucking least got the order and location of events correctly for exposition.

I can't wait for the harfoot girls to go on an epic adventure of pain and suffering

I wonder what is the reason behind it nonsensical?

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Just finished the first episode, jesus fucking Christ this is terrible.
Why are the elves so ugly?
Why the fuck does Celebrimbor look like that creepy fuck Qyburn from GoT?
Who the hell thought it would be deep and meaningful for the elves to break out a choir song then recap what Findor whispered to Galadriel about the fucking rocks and ships?
Why in the everliving fuck does Negro Baggins have a weirdo book depicting "two dudes with hornwings will walk by, then a wolf, then shit happens"?
I swear Negrolas and his cute gf were the least offensive things about the ep.

probably because they didnt have the rights you dumb fuk

They literally start the show in a silmarillion sequence.

I'm watching for they

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Anyone got a stream link?

Wtf was galadriel thinking when she jumped off the ship? Was she going to swim all the way to mainland? Lmao.

What would she have done if she didn't find any ship?

She will become the female mage student of Gandalf. Fucking female Harry Potter shit and Poppy is Ron

what is up with the goblin looking kid and why is he going through puberty every time he's on screen?

Just look up and float like a ship.

i didn't understand what the golden glow was. did they commit some kind of suicide?

She shouldn't even be travelling to Valinor. She is banned from it.

You're still thinking like a stone you're only looking down. You have to think like a ship and start looking up like she did.

seen pirated 2 episodes of this shit, it's bad. It has nice visuals and music but the story is is filled with bad writing and characters. Black Elf romance with White woman who also has a mulatto son. White Dwarf prince married to Black dwarf woman (all females in the show have no beards so they lied about it), every second hobbit is Black, none of the race differences explained in the lore. Elrond is a homosexual femboy. Gandalf is a hobo who falls from the heaven like Mr Bean. Galadriel is a boss bitch with one expression who develop romance with a hot dude that will probably become Sauron. This whole thing is made for Reylo and Twilight teens from tumblr. It pisses on the grave of Tolkien.

Jesus. I hope not. I hoped for them to be frodo and sam. I want adventure... lotr is adventure....

i think the problem so far with the show vs the movies is the separate storylines. we have 4 different storylines going on at the same time instead of one overarching narrative. none of the characters are likeable so far, except for maybe Elrond. that means I have to sit through 3 shitty storylines to get to Elrond's story with the dwarves.

>Wtf was galadriel thinking when she jumped off the ship?
That she couldn't return to Valinor while evil still remained in middle earth. Once she goes there she would never be able to return
>Was she going to swim all the way to mainland?
Idk, was just an impulsive decision in a now or never moment. She would just have kept swimming until she found something to cling into
Anyway she is literally half sea elf so should be pretty good in the water

user, dwarf women don't have beards. They just look as ugly as male dwarves but beardless.

>She is banned from it.
Ban was lifted at the end of the 1st age for all elves including Galadriel
Galadriel having a specific ban on her is part of a version Tolkien wrote very late in life though

Someone post webms.
please

All the Hobbits in that part of the world should be dark, at least.

And the it's sauron who fell to the earth, he is going to 100% kill or corrupt the girls. Your falling for ludonarritive bait.

Where's Boromir?

wow

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The western sea part was well done. Shame the ships didn't fly, but they did very well with the interdeminsional aspect of their homeland.