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Unfilmable unadaptable Novels
John Cooper
Mason Taylor
We are living it
Adam Cook
by that cover alone I just know I'm never going to read that book
Aaron Ramirez
they'll make snow crash.
Vurt is the one that is unadaptable
Aiden Robinson
it’s not bad. a bit overrated. something off a classic cyberpunk book.
Mason Campbell
the main character is named "hiro protagonist"
Jose Johnson
One day we may
Joshua Hill
Yeah don't bother. It's a shitty pastiche of William Gibson's novels.
Jace Wilson
this was the version i read
Zachary Davis
> the main character is named "hiro protagonist"
Based unapologetic literary trolling
Camden Taylor
for me, it’s PK Dick’s “Horselover Fat” for a protag name.
James Thompson
except it'll be the backrooms
Brandon Green
Connor Ramirez
Hiro Protagonist
William Long
This could have been cool if it was made around 97 or 98 when the internet was really taking off. It'd be Ready Player One-tier if they did it today though.
Asher Reyes
not unadaptable, probably one of the most fit for cinema books ever written, it just hasn’t been adapted
Christian Turner
there's a layer to this series surrounding the fact that it takes place on earth a million years into the future, and stuff that the reader would easily recognize visually is misunderstood and/or described in very unfamiliar ways.
it would be hard to adapt for other reasons too but that immediately comes to mind.
Mason Gonzalez
There's no way they'd keep the "bad guy plans to flood America with illegal aliens to destroy it, also he's literally Ted Turner" element
Ethan Diaz
This.
>a novel
Fuck off with your pretentious crap.
Wyatt Cook
>unironically judging a book by its cover
Josiah Gutierrez
This book is actually really stupid.
The main character is a black samurai named Hiro Protagonist who teams up with a 15 year old DoorDash delivery girl on a rocket skateboard or something and then there's a giant nuclear Maori guy who works for the bad guy who loses when he tries to have sex with her and is knocked out by her anti-rape vagina stungun. The whole story is this big random ball of ADHD fuck that reddit would enjoy but anyone who thinks about it for 1 second realizes is just stupid.
It's not unfilmable, nor unadaptable. It's just stupid.
Nolan Hill
A proper adaptation. A real adaptation where they keep everything. From him stabbing a tranny and his dog to death to shoving a rat to that whore's vagina.
Nathan Stewart
>Voting should be a right left to the people willing to die for their country.
>FASCISM REEEEEE!!!
The fag that made the adaptation ruined one of the best books of its generation.