How could the colony on LV-426 have defeated the xenomorphs?

How could the colony on LV-426 have defeated the xenomorphs?

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by mostly hiding at night

They could have ignored that email from Burke telling the to go spelunking in a derelict alien spaceship, for one.

Glue traps

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Why 3 alien threads today? Is there a new movie coming out or something?

>Someone, somewhere has fapped to this image

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I've literally been on a monthlong binge of jerking off to nothing except Samus, Elsa, Elizabeth Comstock and the Mass Effect girls fucking Facehuggers

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If a facehugger fucked my butt would I still get chestbursted?

The first official concept art for the FX Alien tv series was revealed today.

no you would poop out the ayy

Based

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>there's a place call the Alien Range

>it's the only place the colonists haven't checked out

>there are aliens there

Really, James Cameron?

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How would Samus fare in the Xeno-verse?

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Very satisfactorily

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She's fucking masturbate really hard. Then shove a giant space dildo up inside herself. Then ejaculate and spray all the xenomorphs with her girl cum. It would dissolve them.

Forget that. I wanna know how these guys would do against Samus.

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By joining them which is what they did.

...mostly

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