Sup niggavision & film. I saw the Amazon show yesterday at a screening. Here's my review:
>niggers 0/10. Self explanatory. They don't do anything obnoxious in the first 2 episodes other than appear on camera and speak. AW LAWD DEM RANGZ kisses Prince Durin on the lips (racemixing). >music 9/10 fucking beautiful especially Khazad Dum. -1 point for niggers >fighting 9/10. "Pretty" fighting like the Beter Jagson movies. Galadriel does some badass sword shit in the first episode, but its weird that she basically single handedly takes down a snow troll. Other elves get launched around like ragdolls. Note: I hate niggers. >cgi 9/10. As good as game of thrones or better. I hate the super obvious green screens like picrel. The super glow/bloom lighting is odd to me though like picrel as well. >dialogue 9/10. Dialogue is "grand" like the movies. not super conversational/personal like game of thrones. Nigger Queen starts singing, the leaks about what she sings were true. Beautiful vibrato on the line "AWWW LAWWD THEM RANGZZZZ (amen)". >propaganda 6/10. There's the obvious race mixing between the niqqueen and Prince Durin, and the elf "brotha" with that human white chick. Galadriel warned people that the Orcs are still out there, people doubt her but she ends up being right. Strong woman message? Maybe, but shes my love and shes a cute so I love her.
If you want summaries for episode 1 and 2 let me know.
Also in episode 1 at the start we get loli Galadriel and she made a cute origami boat.
>its based but i hate niggers goy, uh i mean guys Yeah fuck off
Robert Wilson
Shill thread fuck off am not watching
Lincoln Gomez
>dialogue 9/10 opinion disregarded. "A very happy match." "You have not seen what I have seen" "I have seen worse" "you have not seen what I have seen".
Eh it had the same style as peter jackson thats why I gave it a 9. No but if you do watch it torrent it so their numbers dont get boosted
Henry Murphy
they just don't look like elves.
Logan Jones
Imagine trying this hard to sound authentic. Your nigger show is fucking trash and you’re the most embarrassing OP I’ve seen today. Run to your suicide.
Ok sure no problem, but you're the faggot that's posting /hotd/ threads everyday like a nigger worshipper.
Hunter Rodriguez
This isn't Any Forums and you don't fit in
Aaron Williams
>Watch it please I said niggers please watch it please Amazon will soon cancel all non AWS endeavors and you will be unemployed. I'm sorry.
Adrian Baker
it was a good try. you cant deny shills are evolving.
Dominic Scott
This is just blatant amazon shill review with "muh n*ggers" thrown into the mix to appear genuine.
Alexander Gomez
dear jeff, you used the word nigger way too often, next time try and be more subtle
Adam Adams
you sound like a shill that got the aproval of the suits to use racist slurs. HEY EVERYONE, THIS GUY WORKS FOR AMAZON AND ITS USING RACIAL SLURS AN AMAZON WORKER IS USING THE N-WORD!
