Tilda
Tilda
Jose Gonzalez
Thomas Evans
always thought she'd look exquisite with a nose ring
Henry Reed
>watch constantine
>literally go full monkey mode once she turns into the angel
why
Colton Lopez
Sex witch
Elijah Clark
a missed opportunity to be the next doctor after capaldi.
Brayden Peterson
how does she still look exactly the same as in The War Zone?
Andrew Lopez
>The White Witch from the L,W&tW book when I was a kid was one of my first childhood confused boners cos she was a seductive succubus mommy gf in that
>casts her
>"Leo needs a sexy milf to get seduced by while he has a sexy french gf back on the Beach"
>casts her
I like my women female thanks
Brody Murphy
I don't get it
Hudson Edwards
The white witch should have been Eva Green levels of sexy.
The chick who seduced Leo in The Beach shoukd have been an actual milf.
Swinton is great at what she does; playing androgynous middle aged teenage boys, but casting her as a "sexy milf" just reminds me what fags work in hollywood casting.
Picture Eva Green in a snowy wonderland in a carriage sternly-but-soothingly offering you some turkish delight and tell me that isn't kino
Levi Johnson
She was good looking back in the day.
Xavier Miller
Still a very boyish twink face but significantly prettier.
Hair goes a long way.
Look at picrel and tell me she didn't deny us by having a boy's haircut.
Kevin Edwards
If she's in it's guaranteed kino.
Lincoln Rivera
William Russell
Blake Lopez
Women don't look good with short hair,
Christian Nguyen
David Price
She's one of those women you would love to fuck, just the once.
Isaiah Foster
I bet her cock and balls are cute as fuck.
Andrew Mitchell
I didn't like Memoria very much
Logan Campbell
Got a handjob from Tilda Swinton
>Live in shitty Scottish town
>Remember hearing Tilda moved here
>at bar with friends
>there's a buy-one-get-one-free offer on pizza at the bar
>Lady comes over and asks if we want the other pizza, asks what we want
>she goes back to bar
>comment that she seemed nice
>friend tells me who she is
>didn't realize
>go strike conversation with her
>hit it off pretty well I thought
>she casually mentions her husband and her have an open understanding or something
>one thing leads to another
>she takes me outside behind the bar, there's a beer garden thing then a corner behind the pub where they store extra barrels
>kisses me hard
>go to cop a feel
>pushes my hands away and turns me around, facing the wall
>pulls open my jeans and gives me a dommy as fuck handjob
>whispers "cum for me, boy" in my ear in a really hot tone of voice
>cum all over the wall
>she kisses me again and goes back to the bar, we eat our pizza, and she winks at me before she leaves
>friends don't believe me
And that's the story of how 4 years ago Tilda Swinton awakened my gentle femdom fetish.
Colton Lopez
she ate your fluids?
Charles Martinez
gabriel is peak desu
user i haven't seen this in 6 years, you've literally unlocked a hidden memory
did you also look through the archives for this
Evan Hughes
Does it mean that he is doing larp even though the story may be real?
Ryder Bennett
she literally invented nonbinarism
Austin Jones
holy shit if it's a lie it's the most dedicated, elaborate lie i've ever seen
Tyler Hughes
it's weakest Weerasethakul film but still pretty good
Luke Mitchell
People say I look like Tilda Swinton. Pisses me off since I'm a guy, and I don't want to look androgynous. But pretending to be her is a real good way of deceiving straight retards to let me jack off their dicks around town.