It's Friday Night, we're going to the movie store.
Name your za, your kinos (you get 2), your game, you beverage, your popcorn and your candy
For me, it's Grottos; The Last Boy Scout & Tommy Boy; Ocarina of Time; a can of Lost & an Oolong tea; Orville Redenbachers kettle corn AND movie theatre and a big bag of reeses pieces.
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i should eat more pizza.
Imagine her shitting out all the 'za
Her ass looks hot n ready
Hot take but that's way too much ass
>Name your za, your kinos (you get 2), your game, you beverage, your popcorn and your candy
I didn't grow up rich.
Nope.
Real mature guys, how about you answer the actual question?
can i get uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
that 2 liter orange soda
What do you say to the pizza wench to clamp her cheeks that night?
>little Caesars thin crust pepperoni with two cheezy jalapeño sauce dips
>Freddy Got Fingered & Matrix
>SSX Tricky
>Mountain Dew (several)
>Act II Buttered Kettle Corn
>Buncha Crunch (to mix with the popcorn)
>hawaiian
>Whiplash & The Last Crusade
>AC Black Flag
>white Monster
>salted caramel
>jelly beans
Fag
I pray you all come to the realization that a flat wide ass is not attractive
I used to work with this girl at little Cs that had the fattest ass. Total nerd too. I started giving her rides home and one time I took her out for ice cream and it became a running gag that be careful cause user might take you out for ice cream in his van
didn't read a word you wrote
There is nothing more sad or breathtaking than a beautiful girl working a lowly wagie job. She doesn't know she can get by on her looks just yet, but the day she realizes it is coming fast. Grab them while you can, and never let go. Harass every beautiful woman at her place of work.
its family night.
so no homo
get the fuck out
God imagine the smell of her pizza farts
Envisage the emanation
Assume the aroma
Estimate the effluvium
Envision the exhalation
Visualize the vapor
Fancy the fumes
Pontificate the perfume
Depict the dung
Contemplate the whiff
Ruminate the redolence
Deliberate the pungency
Study the spice
Speculate the stink
Foresee the fragrance
Ponder the pollution
Conceive the incense
Project the tang
Harbor the tincture
Surmise the stench
Brainstorm the brap
Presume the gas
Reckon the reek
Suspect the smog
Foresee the fumes
lmao
>it became a running gag that be careful cause user might take you out for ice cream in his van
??????????????????
brehs.. is my average 7 incher enough for a brapper like that?
that isn’t flat, jamal
I don't like pizza.
Pizza Hut, Brown Bunnies & Round and Brown, Cyberpunk 2077, Gatorade, caramel corn & Reese's
what are grottos?
>pizza:
any pizza will do for me, depends on what toppings i have on hand.
>kinos:
if i'm supposed to pick my favorite movie then i don't know because there's too many good films to choose from. if i'm supposed to pick a comfy movie i like to return to then i do that with tv more often, and it would be futurama or L O S T.
>game:
final fantasy xiv
>beverage:
water
>popcorn:
don't like popcorn
>candy:
kitkat or reese's cups
sounds like you're in the wrong thread, friendo
youtube.com
Get a papabowl
>eat more pizza
from the looks of it she's been eating a lot.
good taste. buncha crunch was made for this pairing.
may all your birthday wishes come true, user
i just want her to sit on my face after a whole days work is that too much to ask for
>Italian Sausage Onions, Green Peppers, Extra Cheese
>The Good the Bad and the Ugly and The Thing
>Resident Evil 2
>Wild Cherry Pepsi
>Movie Theater Butter Popcorn
>Reeses Pieces
pizza hut stuffed crust pepperoni
scream and dusk til dawn
killer instinct
coca cola classic
jiffy pop butter
milk duds
>plain cheese pizza
>get teased
Half and half plain cheese and pepperoni with tandoori chicken, jalapenos, red onions and spices, Resident Evil Apocalypse and Die Hard 3, Metal Gear Solid, Dr.Pepper, sweet & salted popcorn and a bag of Haribo Cola Bottles.
>he doesn't have a 10 inch ubercock
Either go gay or remove it and go tranny mode, you'll NEVER please a girl, not even the tightest virgin
fuck these threads and fuck you, stupid fat bastard
>greasy pizza farts
imagine the smell
But that ass isn't flat?
Random local pizza shop that beats any chain, Call of Duty Black Ops, The Witcher 3, Dr Pepper, Butterkist toffee popcorn, traditionally made vanilla ice cream.
great kinos
Grottos. A pizza chain on the east coast. Or maybe just Delaware.
My ex worked at dominos, ama.
she's probably 14 you fried brain coomers.
did you get free pizza?
The be careful part to end should be in quotes. It's so.ething my jealous coworkers would say cause they weren't buying fat assed nerds ice cream
Imagine walking into Little Caesar’s on like a Tuesday and seeing one of the nicest asses you’ve ever seen behind the counter
>t. Seamus MacDougall O'murphy
How often did she suck off the assistant manager to write her own schedule