ALEXANDER

now this is good acting

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>when she doesn’t tell you why she’s so wet down there

Crap movie, crap overrated conqueror. Alexander was handed everything he's lauded for by his father.

Alexander was handed his strategic genius?

Most kino battle scene ever

So this movie was basically:
>we nailed everything about Alexander except the most important things, his genius and his charisma
fucking wew

Kino. This movie filtered so many.

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worst casting ever

>strategic genius
he only ever won against non europeans

is it just me or did this movie make me want to be gay

>he only ever won against non europeans
He crushed the greek city states that were in rebellion before he left on his conquest

Those parts were cringe but Game of Thrones was way worse when it comes to gay/bi propaganda garbage.

I think it the Egyptian looking guy in it. Probably reminded me of The Mummy woman. I just wanted to be a handsome soldier enjoying parties and having orgies

Eh. If you want a good story about a handsome soldier in ancient Greece (set shortly after Thermopylae) check out pic related.

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>defeated greeks
>defeated balkan tribes
>rest of europe was completely backwater while persia was the hub of the world

>when that crazy ugly jewish bitch is ACTING in le strong woman exposition

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What about the Thracians?

based literature coomer

>his lover Patroclus
fuck this kike movie

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>jewish
You're not smart enough for antisemitism

The handsome guy in question isn't that much of a coomer.

French-Canadian isn't an ethnicity, what the fuck is this.

>t. French Canadian