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CRABS WILL DINE ON US ALL edition

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First for Daemon

First for more Facts

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I will give you many authentic copper stars, your grace.

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Hightower chads where we @

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of the squires at Blackhaven, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Dorne, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top tourney Knight in the entire Realm. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on Westeros, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over a raven message? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the Realm and your Castle is being found right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Kingsguard and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

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>I can’t breed (pure Valyrian stock)

the norf remembers

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TEAM DAEMON GET IN

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DAEMON CHADS RISE

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Could be, user...

could be.

>You wake up in the Stepstones

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>HMMM Chud, the rebellion was actually based on a lie, rickard and brandon stark totally killed themselves at kings landing and their bodies are burnt because they converted to that weird eastern fire cult before they died. We respected their last wishes.

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VISERYSSS!!! HELLLP THEY'RE ATTACKING MY SHIPPING LANES

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Could Uncle Chan beat the Others?

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"I have to go now; Missandei's people need me"
>Note: Grey Worm died shortly after arriving in Naath

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But no authentic $20 bills

>Your Grace these were made specifically on my father's command. Would you like to play with one?

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green gang reporting in

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Damn Rhaegar chose the worst time to kidnap Lyanna

where are my crab chad bros at

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Based and yes

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Why conquer something behind the Wall?
Is stupid

>You Grace I thought you might like to play Uno?

Have sex Criston

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Green all the way
Black trannies are shit

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BUTTEFLY’D

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I'm a green due to men should always come first in line of succession and girls should not inherit anything besides heirlooms

also is there word who's playing Daeron the Daring?

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>Wig
>Dialogue
Fucking child abuse

Matt Smith is such a versatile actor

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The whole "butterfly" thing is just something the Summer Islanders made up so they wouldn't be picking cotton on Essos

SOMEONE PLEASE ASSEMBLE TEAM DAEMON WHILE I SLEEP THANK YOU

Why does this shit look so cheap. It honestly looks like a GOT porn parody

>porn parody
Urrm user

crabs are gay

Is the shoe implyimg Alicent has been fucking the king? I think it is but again they never show it

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>Daemon can’t have satisfying sex because of ED
>his brother is now having the time of his life with his fertile Hightower tradwife
Daemonbros…

lol sexual abuse? it was rape, the serving girls said it looked like she was attacked by a beast, bites and claw marks on her tits

If the shoe fits, you wear it.