Cherry tomatoes are believed to have been cultivated by the Aztecs in Mexico in the 15th century

>they have mexican vegetables
>there are no mexicans around
What do you think happened user?

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>why wakanda have car??

And yet no one pointed this out until now

PO TA TOES

Mexican slave plantations were part of Denethor's tax policy

>golf wasnt actually invented by hobbits

>books depict him as a king that has just fallen and eventually lost his mind
>PJ depicts him as a grotesque cackling disgusting madman who never had anything good in him
Wtf

>The earliest clear chemical evidence of beer produced from barley dates to about 3500–3100 BC, from the site of Godin Tepe in the Zagros Mountains of western Iran.
??????

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The huge amount of plotholes in LOTR immediately takes me out of the story. I thought reading the books would help, but it just made it worse

Why didn't they take the eagles to Mordor? It's a meme, but it's a legitimate question.

How Bilbo got the ring from Gollum is contradicted multiple times

Gandalf. an agent of the gods, not realizing the significance of the ring despite it being the biggest deal ever

Aragon not keeping the dead army for the final fight

Ring Wraiths injure Frodo at Weathertop but suddenly run off for no reason without even trying to take the ring (movie actually added scenes to try and fix this)

Sam wears the ring to get into Cirith Ungol but Sauron doesn't notice even though he always detects when someone puts it on at this stage of the story, especially so close to Mt. Doom.

Mt. Doom being unguarded/abandoned conveniently for plot reasons. Sauron sending literally every Orc he had at the gate despite his superiority is hilariously stupid.

Why didn't the Balrog just fly when Gandalf collapsed the bridge. The book specifically mentions its wings.

The events of the story are actually a historical recording by Bilbo (the Red Book of Westmarch) that Tolkein has "translated". Yet it mentions the inner thoughts of a fox while watching the Hobbits asleep. People try to cover Tolkien's ass by removing this forward in later editions.

Tom and Treebeard are both referred to as the oldest entity in Middle Earth

Gandalf says Bilbo was the first person to give up a ring of power freely even though his own ring was given freely to him by Cirdan.

Merry and Pippin say that they learned all the ring info from Sam's eavesdropping even though Sam was immediately caught and stayed with the group until they encounter Merry/Pippin so had no opportunity to do so

Barad-dur was said to be built with the Power of the One Ring but Tolkein puts the construction at SA 1000 when the Ring was made in SA 1600

Hit character limit.

>small tomatoes didn't exist until 1400

>English is a West Germanic language of the Indo-European language family, originally spoken by the inhabitants of early medieval England.[3][4][5] It is named after the Angles, one of the ancient Germanic peoples that migrated from Anglia, a peninsula on the Baltic Sea (not to be confused with East Anglia in England), to the area of Great Britain later named after them: England.
wtf how do they speak English?

>Paradise apples are believed to have been cultivated by the Armenians in Armenia in the 12th century.

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actually it's supposed to be a protohistorical mythical era in the real world. It's the whole point of the elaboration of the world : it's structured as a philological study of a compilation of ancient texts brought to England from Valinor by a mariner

It seems like you didn't pay attention to the story

They already had a character that did that.

I think it's your room temperature IQ that's taking you out of the story

Same reason people will treat it with disdain

>we

Tobacco and half the products of the shire are new world vegetables and fruits. The hobbits ran through a corn field in the first film, and like tomatoes that is also a new world crop.

The shire was written to have all the comforts of a late 18th century British farming village. It was the comfiness and good food Tolkien remembered from his childhood.

So?

>thousands of years before the Americas were even a thing

Po-ta-to. No wonder Golem was confused.

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>Why didn't they take the eagles to Mordor?
nazguls would have seen them from far away and fucked them up + the black clouds from mordor don't help + they don't wanna get involved

>Gandalf. an agent of the gods, not realizing the significance of the ring despite it being the biggest deal ever
not really important, gandalf is shown to have limitations multiple times + if it can influence its carrier to get it back to Sauron, then it should be able to conceal itself for protection

>Aragon not keeping the dead army for the final fight
the whole point of the army is that they didn't respect their oath, so Aragorn had to respect his + that would be out of caracter for him

whatever I won't do everything. Also the main point is that it is literature, not a fucking wiki, it's supposed to mimic myths

And that's why the Eagles kill them in RotK lol. Eagles would have won and are shown to have