>Oi, Si, I 'eard Donovan's callin' you a SIMP for Carli
Oi, Si, I 'eard Donovan's callin' you a SIMP for Carli
Jaxson Jackson
Carson Thomas
tara best girl
Luke Price
>"Simp"? What's a Simp?
Carter Rivera
>"Sucka idolizing mediocre pussay"
>Means you pay for the birds to fancy you, innit
Nolan Stewart
>Wot? I don't *pay* Carli to like me
Brayden Jones
>And she doesn't like you anyway
Grayson Green
>Brilliant, good one
Chase Smith
>'ang on, Jay. Wasn't you paying that one Russian bird to watch you wank off online?
Wyatt Moore
>Well, no, cos that was just a joke
>And I didn't pay for it meself, cos it was the Old Man's credit card
Hunter Price
>What a convenient distinction
Jace Fisher
>I'll tell you what was convenient!
>My "dicks-in-your-Mum"
Jackson Stewart
>Yes, how droll
>Well done
Jackson Jenkins
Yeah, and you're a Cuck too, Briefcase
Mason Ortiz
>Haha
Zachary Cooper
>Here we go...
Jacob Hall
>"Can't Unwrap Charlotte's Knockers"
Robert Lopez
>...are you done?
Gabriel Evans
>Nah, give me a minute. "Brifecase Evades Tits & Ass"!
>...I think I've got one for s.o.y.boy too
Jaxon Lopez
Top Tier
>Rachel (Carli's brunette friend)
>Hannah Fields (Simon's handjob Valentine)
>Big Kerry (Tara's thicc friend)
>"Punk Girl" (Caravan Club)
>Daisy (Will's babysitter)
Mid Tier
>Lauren (Irish girl on field trip)
>Becky (Simon's Caravan club girl)
>Chloe (Jay's gf)
>Charlotte
>Tara
>Lucy (Simon's vacation gf)
>Jane (Jay's fat vacation gf)
>Alison/Katie (Will's twin vacation oneitises)
Low Tier
>Heike (sick Dutch exchange)
>Katie (Neil's sister)
>Lisa (Neil's vacation doppelganger)
>Sophie (Tara's sister)
>Samantha (Jay's DJ doppelganger)
>Susie (redhead geek who skipped grades, and dated Neil)
>Carli
Bentley Powell
>>Jane (Jay's fat vacation gf)
shes absolute god tier homo
Blake Myers
mid-tier
if you want to be an architect, go with Kerry or the punky girl