To think that if it wasn't for these fucking braindead roasties I would be in paradise right now and not forced to wageslave at a 9-to-5 job that I hate.
To think that if it wasn't for these fucking braindead roasties I would be in paradise right now and not forced to...
Evan Bennett
Hudson Morgan
>because some dumb bitch ate a apple 5000 years ago you have to believe in a jewish hippie who died and came back to life otherwise you'll be tortured forever after you die
reminder that there are billions of adults who believe this. we're fucked.
Jayden Nguyen
>tfw allergic to apples
Caleb Butler
>the universe exploded from nothing and created everything and nothing in life matters and everything is pointless
reminder that there are millions of adults who believe this, we're fucked
Asher Baker
>he doesn’t find life intrinsically meaningful
Leave us alone, nihilist. You’re depressing us.
Chase Kelly
How does that make any less sense than "this bearded old guy existed forever and was never born and then he created everything"
Michael Wood
>God made earth
>marble exploded
bro take your meds
Adam Kelly
The bearded guy has always existed then one day he got officially bored and created everything. That's exactly how it happened.
Hudson Nelson
>tfw dumb atheists are too afraid to go to the Ark Encounter exhibit to learn the truth
Ethan Ortiz
You're all just a figment of my imagination. None of you are even real.
Nathaniel Howard
The message of the story isn’t really about eating the apple is bad or leaving Eden doomed humanity. It’s actually necessary to give birth to humanity
Julian Cruz
thanks
Jackson Sullivan
>muh sky daddy existed forever but my double digit iq can't comprehend a concept like something being made out of nothingness
Lmao
Daniel Bailey
Still a chance if you repent.
Daily reminder that a judgement is coming btw
Luis Turner
it's just a metaphor, user.
Thomas Scott
it's been coming for some time now.
Nathan Morris
>Only two options are k*kestianity or atheism
Andrew Campbell
The ark is somewhere in turkey, ya mong
Julian Morris
The Bible never says it was an apple, it could have been any fruit.
Jaxon Morales
It's your science god that says life is meaningless stupid cuck
Xavier Collins
hello future serial killer
Adam Turner
>a concept like something being made out of nothingness
how do you say something so retarded without a hint of irony?
Joshua Roberts
Eve eating the apple is also in Quran