/got/hotd Waifu wife edition

Hotwife, you say?

i reject your thesis

Why did they ruin Sonoya Mizuno's character by making her do a terrible French accent?

Much like women cannot comprehend the friendship between frodo and sam we cannot comprehend the friendship between rhaenyra and alicent.

based

The hand must protect the king even from himself and urges to racemix.

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The others I'll grant you but how were Stannis, Tommen or Joffrey ever cucked?

>we cannot comprehend the friendship between rhaenyra and alicent.
I get it just fine. They express their friendship through tender kissing and rubbing their small breasts together and being sweaty together and licking the dragon stench off and holding hands and being cute.

Mel cucked Stannis for Jon

Biggest kike of all time:
>(((YOU)))

How will they actually introduce the "Greens" and "Blacks" terminology in the show?

Yes, they will have the dinner scene with the dresses, but how do you actually write scenes were people naturally start referring to the faction colours?

fair enough I guess, what about Tommen and Joffrey? Pretty sure they're uncucked.

She looks so lustily at her friend all the time though.
It's not just a friendly smile or anything.
Weird direction.

In book Rhaenys is about 30 at this point in time, so her kids are about the right age. Why they only had 2 though idk. And yes, her being an old hag is just gay show shit.

He. Fucking. Won. in the books, which made D&D seethe so they changed it

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Margarey never cucks them, the only one who thinks so is Cersei and her paranoid delusions, but she's obviously projecting since she also suspects she's fucking Loras.

>It's really hot waifu
This is where I bang your waifu while you cry in the corner and jack off with your tears as lubes

WE UP IN HERE

Every character they don't understand they just turn into a retard.

>he doesn't care about the iron throne
>doesn't care about dragons
>gives no fucks about white walkers
>probably doesn't even know Lannisters are a thing
>just wants to feed his crabs
>belief system begins and ends with feeding his crabs
>got a question? Answer is feed the crabs
is there a more based character?

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KINGSLAYER GET IN HERE

We're telling incest stories.

Mine was some Snow boy over the high seas from Dragonstone. My dragon took a spear so I was on ship, sailing over the waves. He came knocking for me, this dumb Northern lad, thinking he could further the Targaryen line with a single thrust of his sword. I pushed him down to the bed, GODS, I WAS HOT THEN. Caved in his pelvic bone, probably crushed every spermling he had. Got up over him, his fat pink mast straight in the air. Before I brought myself down on him, he shouted "WAIT! WAIT!"
>chuckles
They never tell you how they all jizz themselves. They don't put that part in the songs. Now the Targaryens are extinct, unlike everyone else. He could have lingered in my bed like a smart boy and today his wife would be making him happy, his sons would be dragons and he wouldn't have to wake three times in the night to piss into the snow.

mayhaps

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she is a horrible actress, I doubt they told her to do a shit job of it

This is nothing less than sedition

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>posting a photoshop when you don't have to

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>Stannis
Moonboy fathered Shireen. Also no sons.
>Tommen or Joffrey
Are you new to these threads?
>By dawn the singer...had told them how Margaery would fondle herself as she watched her cousins pleasuring him with their mouths. At other times he would sing for her whilst she sated her lusts with other lovers. “Who were they?” the queen demanded, and the wretched Wat named Ser Tallad the Tall, Lambert Turnberry, Jalabhar Xho, the Redwyne twins, Osney Kettleblack, Hugh Clifton, and the Knight of Flowers.

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No shot in hell they start calling people "The Blacks" lmao. I bet they're going to change it something like Blackcoats or some shit, there was a writers meeting about it and everyone was sweating.

Witnessed

Bronn is azor ahai, get fucked bookretards

t. Cersei
fake news

this is the face of heartbreak and betrayal, not just a mere ruined friendship

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Call me when Winds comes out. Until then its canon.

she's like that girl from the stupid dark materials show, but legal

It's very creepy how sexually obsessed Cersei is with Margaery, she literally made all that shit up

imagine how thicc she must be if she's a relative sticc at the start of s1

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Zamn GOTchads
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The biggest cuck of them all is actually Grrm himself

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not even canon now, cope harder tommen and joffchads remains uncucked

I'm convinced she's a psyop to normalize la creatura-looking people

Alicent best girl but would wife Rhynrea in a heartbeat. I would also keep the Asian qt waifu as my mistress and set her up somewhere relatively safe with some simps so she can be super grateful to my cock forever. Bros I think I get how GRRM feels when he writes this, it’s so comfy and safe

Ah that's who it was. I knew she looked familiar but couldn't place it.

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that dress is fucking gorgeous and Rhaenyras necklace is to die for .

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meds

Chequed, fuck diversity casting

Uncle, please sit

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Which got female would you rape

has the architect been working on her?

>Implying the still cant eat ass on the side
Rhaenyra is an idiot just like Rhaenys said.

Imagine how hard she would have scissored Maggie, seven hells

No I'm sure it was her horse that popped her cherry lmaos and she drinks moon tea for the taste. Or maybe she was holding it for a friend LOL