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>"it's been six months"
>look audience, I'm hanging out with the Hightower girl for the second time
>"it's been six months"
>I'm showing her my TTRPG!
>"your wife has been dead for six months"
>gee, it still feels like the exact same dynamic so...
>"I'll mention that it's been six months"
>there's a war approaching which threatens our major shipping route
>"you need to choose a new wife, it's been six months"
>should I marry the Master of Ship's [who probably can't swim, kek] daughter?
>"my king, it''s the wise choice...and it's been six months"
>she's also the daughter of an obvious antagonist to my claim now that I've named a female heir...
>HIGHTOWER GIRL FIXED MUH TTRPG ACTION FIGURE THO!
>[dramatic twist absolutely no one saw coming and isn't rushed at all]
>IMMA MARRY HER!
It took GOT 5 seasons to turn into a rushed mess that forgot the show don't tell rule and morphed its characters into complete retards for the sake of driving the plot. HOTD did it in just 2 episodes.

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Troon

Dorn has the most beautiful women.

im not watching a show time jumps in the first fucking few episodes of the first fucking season

thanks bro
i think it looked way better in the show

All fucking NIGGERS must fucking hang.

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PVRE!

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okay some interactivity.
In Winterfell the bastards were called Snow, in Dorne it was Sand and in other lands?

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I'm building a team, who's in?

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I prefer her over the kid

kys monkeyfag

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Widefu reporting

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The King sends his regards

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The entire first half of this season is just a prologue and introduction of characters for the actual meat and potatoes of the dance which is Blacks Vs Greens. Nothing fucking happens in those skipped six months

of hull

starfall is an island? i thought it was just on the coast

lol Is that Israel(tel aviv)?

I hear its got some bad pussy too.

WEERLLLLLLLL I'M OUT TO FIND ME A BUCK TO BREAK

COS THESE CRABS IS HONGRY

Vale - Stone
Stormlands - Storm
West - Hill
Riverlands - Rivers
Crownlands - Waters
Reach - Flowers
Iron Islands - Pyke

Joffrey actor will look like a mix of Hutger Hauer and Kirk Douglas when he's older, kino potential

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idc if she's a uggo hipster in real life old Rheanyra is a babe

How do I get a teenage tradwife like Alicent?

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Isn't Starfall built on a cliff?

I like the shape of her eyes.

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DAMN. People weren't lying. The intro truly is dogshit. The visuals aren't only much worse, but they couldn't even compose a new theme.

Why can’t you see shit in Dragonstone? Is it just constantly covered in dragon smoke the whole time? Wtf were they thinking

What with the current social climate of forced diversity, tokenism, body positivity, treading on eggshells, etc etc etc, why the fuck didn't they make Rhaenyra true to the history as a bloated slampig??? Doesn't need to be grotesquely fat and toadlike even if that's how she's later described, for the sake of appeal she could still even be pretty like those really smug "plus-sized" models you see everywhere nowadays. Not making her adult form significantly meatier than this bony dyke is a travesty.

Get good with her dad and she'll be all over you.

India, (Sri Lanka)

For me its the Heir of Dragonstone and the Heir to Driftmark

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Wiki:
>The castle is located in the western Red Mountains on an island in the Torentine where it pours into the Summer Sea.

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Be a King.

Were all the old Burlington Bar reaction videos removed for some reason? I can find only videos on season 6-8

most reasonable guy in the realm

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I thought the op was Hunter Scafer

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DAMAGED

>crab feeder re-arranged the bones of a velaryon retainer
>THIS IS AN ABSURDITY

Crabfeeder is my king.

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AIIIIIIIIIEEEEE SAVE ME DAEMON

Do crabs really eat people?

It's over trannybros...

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Was he supposed to look like Thor?

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Stop trying to wind people up.

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No, the artist is just lazy.

>our queen
Is her

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AW LAWD! WE WUZ KANGZ! LAWD THEM RANGZ!

THOSE POWERFUL RANGZ!

THEM RANGS OF POWAH!

This is foreshadowing. Adult Rhaenyra is trans.

FUCK MY DAUGHTER

house of dragon is racist
boycott hbo
boycott grrm

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>GoT is a dynamic OP that changes every ep that also highlights how important it's to have a map to understand the context and the show's world
>HOTD OP is a family tree but the show only focuses on 1 or 2 generations

Muh Queen

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>CRABFEEDER GAVE EVERYONE ON DRIFTMARK CRABS VISERYS!
>he gave them to my wife, my daughter...
>*sob*
>he gave me crabs too Viserys, oh gods it itches, he said something about how he didn't like the taste of sausage but he'd eat it if it was served

#StopAsianHate

He looks like a dead inbred with an exploded midsection

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Crabs are scavengers and will literally eat anything. That is why they are not kosher.

This whore is no queen, in fact, she's the brothel Queen

Daily reminder that the purpose of communist propaganda is not to convince you of anything
It is to demoralize you.
The more absurd the better
The fact that they can tell outright lies and you are powerless to question them and even forced to repeat them means you will never be able to challenge them about anything.

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Not really, crabs are scavengers primarily and will eat dead people. However, coconut crabs are massive and known to eat people alive

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nth for Asshai by the Shadow

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Let them fight

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I'm starting to understand why Amazon decided to compress the timeline in ROP(e)

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we'll probably see more of the tree as new characters are born

How bastards were called in the Targaryen House?

Jesus Christ, Any Forums. You miserable, beloved bastards. I seriously fucking loved episode 2. I loved everything about it. I fucking adored Matt Smith, I loved the suspense of war, I loved the plot twists, holy fuck I loved the dialogues, everything was so well written, dense with information. I enjoyed the GoT intro so much, still one of the best intros of all time in my opinion, and hearing it now for the first time at the beginning of ep. 2 really did something for me.

But most of all, I honestly loved the princess. She reminded me of what strong female characters looked like, only a few years back. Not the stupid retcon shit, or the diverse bullshit, or Mary Sue characters so superficially and badly written that you honestly question the writers' sanity. Here we have a strong female character that I could actually identify with. She has depths, her own motives, emotions, struggles. Remember that, what it felt like? I almost couldn't. She is better than all female characters of Star Wars and the MCU combined.

This was good, dammit. It reminds me of the high points of how I felt about Game of Thrones. Also it constantly reminds me how they ruined something that could've been the best show in existence, which is kind of bitter. But I'm honestly very excited about this.

>MY SUITCASE
>WE MUST SEND IN TSA NOW

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in the books crab feeder used magic to compel the crabs to devour people, he also had a really big crab that he would ride on

>Kylie Cheung

how fucking boring do you think it would be to be the kingsguard, or just the guard of any lord? Probably weeks, months go by without seeing any action. Just standing outside his room listening to him fuck slag whores or bitch about his inlaws. Maybe you'd be lucky and have someone like Ned who's just quietly in his chambers scribbling away all day so you at least know some work is getting done, and not just freaky dwarf whore sex. Hours upon hours every fucking day just standing there. Years pass, and you're still standing in the same hallway, 10 hours a day. The silence broken by Robert ripping a muffled bullfrog and laughing to himself about it, before 6 more hours of silence before you can go home to your wife who has messy hair for some reason.

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>Colorbling Casting
They're right about that one at least