I just really miss those kids man.. heh, they were a barrel of laughs

>I think about those kids out there somewhere and I get so nervous I can't breathe

What the fuck is wrong with you? Why do you relive this same crime every single fucking day on this retarded forum?

>I wish they were here right now... zombies would distract you cops so I could sneak off and go buttfuck my girlfriend.

I like these threads. Maybe it's more than one guy, ever think of that? I've done a post like this before.

It's a cool crime. Just fuckin sneed

This was straight up the devil taunting him

>I just miss my mistress's dirty poop cutter that sucks the semen directly from my balls... I mean my murdered wife and children... I mean I killed them and it was caught on camera... I mean... you know what I mean.

lol

How long have you been here? That's the entire point of this site. To keep posting the same shit until it stops getting (you)'s

Any kinos with this feel?

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>CONTACT! CONTACT! NUGGETS INCOMING TAKE COVER!

God is real

Chris watts threads always make me appreciate that I’m not him

One of the biggest psychopaths in history.

Real??

Chris lost a lot of nugget fights, but he won the nugget war.

It’s a Coincidence in gods eyes
Only humans see patterns and meaning behind everything

Verified

He seems like a pretty generic one actually

>look at le coincidence, this must be proof of God
>just ignore the fact God didn't intervene with the two little girls being suffocated to death, he acknowledged it afterwards on le tv screen okay!!

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God needed two new angels that day

No, he's just a massive dumbshit with a complete lack of morality.

Why do you think "god" gives a fuck about humanity wellbeing.
We're here to suffer.

Humans are higher than angels in heaven you catholic prick. Humans can't be angels.

How does a man buttfuck his girlfriend so much he won't have sex with his wife because he's tired? Sounds fucking gay

>trying to comprehend the work of our Lord, a perfect multidimensional being with your pathetic chimp brain.

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>higher than angels
>infinitely less powerful than even the lowest ranking angels, can't even fly
Thanks God

Fucking soi atheists like you are such faggots you know?

>trying to understand the creator in the first place by making up bullshit Jewish lies and then repeating them till nosebleed
Get Gud faggot

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>Chris, what happened to the cookies in the jar?

>Whatever happened, I wish they weren't taken. Like I remember them being in the jar and I would pass by every day to see them there and like think 'man, I love that those cookies are in that jar' but now that they're gone I don't know what to do. I mean like all I want is those cookies to be back in that jar and the thought of someone taking those cookies just makes me so angry. If anyone ate those cookies, I would completely understand your frustration. I mean like you specifically said not to take those cookies so why would anyone do such a thing? I miss those cookies in that jar, you and I made them specifically to be eaten for like dessert. Whoever did this should be punished, maybe with like... 1 day without video games, I mean if that is even allowed in this house, but it's a deserving punishment for whoever took the cookies and ate them, even though they were like saved for dessert...

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Picrel is you

>If you see them shoot me a message in the clan chat, usually doing herb runs every day at 5

kek i love this pasta