Sauronman?! It's you! You're Sauron's man!

>Sauronman?! It's you! You're Sauron's man!

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When I was a kid watching the first film I unironically thought Saruman was Sauron taking a human form as a kid because of the "Sauronman" name and the fact that they were both evil and never in the same room together. No joke.

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same

>Sauronman is Sauron! Sauron is Sauronman!

>Frodo, it's you! You're The Lord of the Rings!

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>Wormtongue!
>So you're the one who's been slithering around whispering poison into our king's ear!

>Boromir, did you just try to borrow the ring?

>casually calls his film The Twin Towers a year after 9/11
I know he's a kiwi but cmon man what was Jackson thinking?

> Magnetotism what is your secret power?

>both of your Maiar turn to the dark side.

Being Aule is suffering

>ents speaking in Entish
>it's all just them saying the N word

this thread again?

Wormtongue is the title given to him by others, retard

>Sauronman is a man! Oh my God! Sauronman is a man

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>suffering
>Aule wanted to make better humans, make dorfs
>Saruman wanted to make better orcs, made urukais
>Sauron wanted to make better tools, made soul sucking rings AND a binding one
If anything, they served him exceedingly well.

>Hello sire, Grimy Filthmouth Judas Backstabbing Wormtongue here, here to apply for the position of most trusted right hand advisor to the king

>Stand up there you and your punk ass fellowship, Gandalf The White Saruman's ass more like Gandalf The Fool!

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>Nazghul is NAZI GHOULS
BRAVO Tolkien, let me guess, you were a war veteran?

>There's quadrupedal mammals with solid hoofs that are used for riding and pulling loads
>This is Shadowfax, and he is a horse!
Tolkien was a hack

yes, let us instead call him by his birth name: grimey ratface, son of bungo ratface

sort of remember this as well
its definitely annoying from a screenplay perspective for anyone unfamiliar with lotr at all
perhaps adjusting pronunciation was in order

>Gandalf, you seem so much more civilized and morally upright now...
>Yes, yes, you shall henceforth call me Gandalf the White
Uh...?

>Saruman goes evil
>starts wearing rainbow robes