>Sauronman?! It's you! You're Sauron's man!
Sauronman?! It's you! You're Sauron's man!
When I was a kid watching the first film I unironically thought Saruman was Sauron taking a human form as a kid because of the "Sauronman" name and the fact that they were both evil and never in the same room together. No joke.
same
>Sauronman is Sauron! Sauron is Sauronman!
>Frodo, it's you! You're The Lord of the Rings!
>Wormtongue!
>So you're the one who's been slithering around whispering poison into our king's ear!
>Boromir, did you just try to borrow the ring?
>casually calls his film The Twin Towers a year after 9/11
I know he's a kiwi but cmon man what was Jackson thinking?
> Magnetotism what is your secret power?
>both of your Maiar turn to the dark side.
Being Aule is suffering
>ents speaking in Entish
>it's all just them saying the N word
this thread again?
Wormtongue is the title given to him by others, retard
>Sauronman is a man! Oh my God! Sauronman is a man
>suffering
>Aule wanted to make better humans, make dorfs
>Saruman wanted to make better orcs, made urukais
>Sauron wanted to make better tools, made soul sucking rings AND a binding one
If anything, they served him exceedingly well.
>Hello sire, Grimy Filthmouth Judas Backstabbing Wormtongue here, here to apply for the position of most trusted right hand advisor to the king
>Stand up there you and your punk ass fellowship, Gandalf The White Saruman's ass more like Gandalf The Fool!
>Nazghul is NAZI GHOULS
BRAVO Tolkien, let me guess, you were a war veteran?
>There's quadrupedal mammals with solid hoofs that are used for riding and pulling loads
>This is Shadowfax, and he is a horse!
Tolkien was a hack
yes, let us instead call him by his birth name: grimey ratface, son of bungo ratface
sort of remember this as well
its definitely annoying from a screenplay perspective for anyone unfamiliar with lotr at all
perhaps adjusting pronunciation was in order
>Gandalf, you seem so much more civilized and morally upright now...
>Yes, yes, you shall henceforth call me Gandalf the White
Uh...?
>Saruman goes evil
>starts wearing rainbow robes