Anya Taylor-Joy To Play María Sharápova In New Biopic Movie

It will be Kino?

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>sports movie

yawn

They look nothing alike

>biopic movie about maria sharapova
why though

Weird casting, usually in Hollywood they cast actresses that are much prettier than the real life person they’re portraying. In this case, Maria is 10 times hotter than any actress hag they could cast. Margot Robbie would probably be the closest.

>Yes, yes nobody will know that we've cast an 8 to play a 10

Does this mean she's finally gonna put weight back on?

> Russian

OH NO NO NO

>another bomb
Just show us tits, but put back on some weight first.

>biopic
No. They all fucking suck ass.

Will she play tennis and go pyeeeooooooooww!!! after every hit like Sharapova?

God I hope

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box office poison

María Bros?

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t. incel seething because shes married now

why would anya agree to play such a bigot?

ynbaw

>remember that tennis bitch that was kinda hot?
>Kournikova?
>nah the other one
>time for a biopic
Holy fucking snooze. She needs to fire her agents.

Damn, sharapova mogs her so hard it's not even funny

>movie ends with her dying to a HIMAR attack in Ukraine while commiting war crimes

I'm literally crying right now, it's going to be so moving.

>kinda

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Fuck I hate Anya Taylor-Joy so fucking much
She's getting constant fucking roles, is this normal?
WHY ARE THEY GIVING HER SO FUCKING MUCH?
What happened to giving POC actors roles? Why is a blonde white woman being given everything?

>it’s a pretty wild one
>biopic about a mediocre female sport star who was only noticed for having a nice ass
Wow, really fucking wild.

>5 grand slams
>mediocre
you're definitely out of her league, you coping autist

Dude I could eat six grand slams without breaking a sweat.

>way less hot than Sharapova
>nowhere near athletic enough to make the movie believable

Fuck this alien slut, keep her in tv shows she's box office poison

Anna. Decent at tennis and she was something to look at.

Anya Taylor-Joy will play Maria Sharapova
the Williams sisters will be played by Precious and Lizzo

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How fucking fat are you slobs?

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I’m pretty sure the concept itself is a way more deadly box office poison.

Zelensky wants to genocide this

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*5 to play a 7

>chess
>tennis
is there anything she can't do?

Nice try Ivan.
Now go and get HIMARS'ed.

>5'6" playing 6'2"
Huge part of Sharapova's game was her size and reach. Was Debicki not available?