This absolute STUD slaps your grandma, wyd?

this absolute STUD slaps your grandma, wyd?

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laugh as my grandpa rams his walking stick up his ass

Probably let it go and help him look for his girls. He was just lashing out. I really felt his emotional pain in the public appeal he made.

Throw nuggets at him and show him the security footage

how come he has no abs? he looks pretty lean

Saggy excess skin from being fat

interview him on live TV

Throw my nuggies at him.

okay all my true crimers, did he actually do "it"?

it's so funny how one swift judo kick(express delivered by moi) would shatter his weak ass chin and leave him a bloody wrecked mess

Why murder the kids?

The wife I kinda understand but why his own kids?

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if you're gonna start a new save, might as well go all the way. just saying.

throw chicken nuggets at him

Someone post it

share a laughter and help him find his wife and kids

>"it"
Put his pinky in the stinky?
Oh yeah

God damn it. I thought I was safe from the Chris Watts threads here.

Any Forums should write him a letter in prison.
Catch up on life

I ask to watch him fuck my grandma. She has a really nice fat ass that looks sexy af when she bends over

>this is the best the average male can do
so are six pack abs a myth invented by hollywood or what

they all use steroids and other drugs duh

He basically had no choice…

is the same thing going to happen to me

how hard is it to get six packs without them

The wife killed the kids. In a fit of rage, he killed her. He knew no-one would believe him so he decided to take the blame so that her name wouldn’t be besmirched.

Aks him why he dug up a skeleton.

People aren't willing to stop eating fast food to get rid of their gunt.

>asking why a psycho didn't value his children
a freak capable of smothering his own 4 year old and 3 year old daughters is more animal than man.
At least the grand irony in all this was that he literally had 0 (zero) free days with his mistress after the murder

He’s apparently anally fucking male prisoners

If you spawned these brats , you'd want to murder them too. They were already pre-programmed to be shanann-bots anyway.

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what a spineless cuck

Throwing chicken nuggets violates the NAP

The kids killed the wife and then the kids attacked Chris. Chris killed them in self defense. You seen what those kids with those nuggets.

>steelers
>yankees
>tarheels
this man is so NPC it hurts

no half measures, waltuh

The kids drew first nuggie. A man has the right to defend himself in his own McMansion.

He got trapped in a grown up life too soon.
At age 32 he already had an annoying cringey wife, 2 kids to feed and a 9 to 5 job and no way out.

He wanted an adventure and he went full retard. Things would have been fine if he simply divorced his wife but nope...

ASS
DRUNK

That depends. What did she do?

he's a low iq scumbag, this retard actually thought he could just kill his family and move in with a mistress

It worked for Parton Oswalt

>Things would have been fine if he simply divorced his wife but nope...
The child support payments would have been oppressive. Shanann would make it impossible for him to truly start a new life. The kids had to go too.

I don't think he was thinking at all.
Just impulse actions and built up disgust led to his wife's desth

Then he killed the kids because he felt pressured by the fact his work shift was about to begin kek

He was already wasting all his money to support his kids and Shannan who was larping as an online snake oil salesman

and then he got rumbled by his neighbor who looks like he shits himself in walmart