>there's Sauron who's an evil dark lord
>he has a powerful secret puppet in our midst, one that we would call an ally
>ah my good friend Sauronman!
There's Sauron who's an evil dark lord
Blake Fisher
Levi Davis
>This is my new trusted advisor, Worm Tongue!
>He comes highly recommended from Sauron's-man.
Nicholas Smith
Shits retarded
More at 11
William Mitchell
>Grim, a worm tongue
BRAVO TOLKIEN
Jaxson Barnes
that's Sharky
Oliver Wright
>in the lands of More Door
>it's a gate instead
what did Peter Jackson mean with this?
Ryder Kelly
A gate is more than a door, genius.
John Howard
You're too based for this thread
Adam Morgan
>Sauron’s man is named Sauronman
Bravo Peter
Jaxson Cruz
>destroying this ring is a no simple task. one must venture deep into to Mordor and throw it into the chasm of mount doom, returning it from where it came
>are you sure you can do this, Fro da O Bag in?
Alexander Hernandez
So does Gandalf only talk to Saruman like once a decade? What about Radaghast? Shouldn't all five of them talk to each other regularly? Why is Gandalf tasked to regularly wander from place to place helping and teaching, but Saruman just... sits in that tower with his books being an incel shut-in getting corrupted by middle-earth equivalent of Any Forums?
Ryder Lee
>Sauronman?! It's you! You're Sauron's man!
Gavin Cook
>The character's name who was played by an actor who played Count Dracula is Count Dooku.
Bravo Lucas
Wyatt Williams
>More Door
>forget to put a fucking door on your fucking weak spot
What did Sauron mean by this
Dominic Jackson
>I am the gay hobbit, Mary. And this is my brother who loves weed, Pipin’
Outstanding
Jack Wood
>turns evil
>now dresses in rainbow colors
What did Tolkien mean by this? And why did Jackson leave it out?
Christian Taylor
Pretty sure "wormtong" was just his reputation after corrupting the king and not on his social security card
Cooper Price
Do you have a single fact to back that up?
Zachary Mitchell
>So does Gandalf only talk to Saruman like once a decade? What about Radaghast? Shouldn't all five of them talk to each other regularly?
Two of the five went MIA somewhere out east
Radagast is a furry who spends all his time in his woods
Saruman is a weirdo who spends all his time in his tower
Gandalf is the only one of the five who apparently still cared about the original mission.
Also after ~2000 years you probably get tired of going:
"anything new from your end?"
-"Nope. You?"
"Nah, nothing either"
-"k, ttyl"
Jack Williams
just saw this guy in The one who Flew over the cookoos nest
what the fuck was his problem?
John Murphy
remember kids, all it takes for a joke to be funny is to repeat it every day until someone eventually gives up and chuckles
Landon James
This, especially considering isengard could be days to weeks of journey out of gandalf's way and he's a busy man.
Thomas Hall
Why would angels get tired of their mission? Also, didn't they just recently encounter Sauron as the necromancer? Saruman should have at least sent out word of the weird things happening in Gondor, Rohan, and the volcano restarting in Mordor
Adrian Rogers
Son of a mook!
Samuel Moore
Admiral Bone-to-Pick
Liam Scott
William Richardson
>Why would angels get tired of their mission?
Why would angels think they can usurp the Secret Fire? Who knows. It's possible that being stuck in a human body (of sorts) had its effect on them after so long.
>didn't they just recently encounter Sauron as the necromancer?
Yes, they drove him out of Dol Guldur (at the same time as Bilbo and the Dwarves were evicting Smaug). But that's the thing: Sauron is a Maiar, immortal. He could not be destroyed, only defeated (and then he'd wander around and slowly build up power again over time). That is why the One Ring was such a great opportunity: it would permanently weaken Sauron to less than a shadow.
>Saruman should have at least sent out word of the weird things happening in Gondor, Rohan, and the volcano restarting in Mordor
He was already corrupted long before that.
Aaron Lewis
>Cast it into the fryer!