START THE THREAD BEFORE I PISS MYSELF
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Julian Gutierrez
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Sebastian Butler
This is what a real, pure-blooded Valyrian looks like.
Nolan Jones
>But it was no good. She could not feel it, whatever Robert felt on the nights he took her. There was no pleasure in it, not for her. For Taena, yes. Her nipples were two black diamonds, her sex slick and steamy. Robert would have loved you, for an hour. The queen slid a finger into that Myrish swamp, then another, moving them in and out, but once he spent himself inside you, he would have been hard-pressed to recall your name.
>She wanted to see if it would be as easy with a woman as it had always been with Robert. Ten thousand of your children perished in my palm, Your Grace, she thought, slipping a third finger into Myr. Whilst you snored, I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all those pale sticky princes. You claimed your rights, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs.
Jayden Flores
massaging rhaenyra's crotch with your face after she goes dragon riding
Liam Fisher
Can we keep this thread Any Forums free?
Joseph Flores
Yes, your Grace.
Thomas King
LORD STARK YOU'LL DO AS I COMMAND
OR I'LL FIND ME A HAND WHO WILL
CAREFUL CAREFUL CAREFUL CAREFUL NED
CAREFUL NOW
Eli Miller
First for Alicent a cutie
Eli Murphy
Eli Perez
CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG
Adrian Bell
What is your most cringe moment
Brayden Lee
IMPREGNATE A TWELVE-YEAR-OLD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Daniel Parker
she wide
Andrew Bell
TEAM DAEMON GET IN
Liam Cruz
POST REACTION IMAGES AND FUNNY PICTURES, WEBMS, OR GIFS FROM EPISODE 2 BEFORE BOBBY B PISSES HIMSELF!
Isaac Robinson
dumbcunt that's not how it works
Ryan Cruz
We aren’t going to get any qt local red headed whores with big milkers in this series are we?
That’s the only reason I watch.
Jaxson Lewis
We can not.
We will not.
We didn't start the fire, the Jews did.
Michael Baker
Can we get a leftist-free thread?
Bentley Foster
Not gonna lie, former Daemon supporter here. This is fucking hilarious watching The Rogue Prince crash and burn. But in all seriousness we can't let this guy get the dragon eggs.
Chase Smith
>facts are now Any Forumsbait
fuck you on about
Blake Bell
Adam Hill
Middle one too
Ryan Butler
Parker Watson
Too bad GRRM will never finish the Dunk and Egg books. I wonder what Aerion will be like when he comes back, and if he'll have a more ambiguous relationship with Dunk. I can see Dunk trying to stop him from drinking wildfire and being bitter towards Bloodraven for orchestrating it, even though Dunk knows it was probably for the best.
Hunter Barnes
>mine own
Bentley Sanchez
Did Viserys have the Kingsguard house miniatures commissioned for the selection process that took 3 minutes total
Jaxson Moore
The eggs, Uncle.
Caleb Gray
Jace King
NED IMPREGNATE MY SISTER
Asher Turner
The timeskips are gonna be full retard and the men are already too old
Kevin Williams
>Corlys is going to have to defend these white boys as his trueborn grandsons, fathered by his gaynigger son
Joshua Gutierrez
>why do you think I came all this way :)
Colton Cooper
>mummer's farce
Caleb Sanchez
Asher Phillips
He long.
Jonathan Thomas
>mommy's farts
Lucas Hughes
A decent scene i liked the armour and the tabards
Jordan Anderson
>She wanted to see if it would be as easy with a woman as it had always been with Robert. Ten thousand of your children perished in my palm, Your Grace, she thought, slipping a third finger into Myr. Whilst you snored, I would lick your sons off my face and fingers one by one, all those pale sticky princes. You claimed your rights, my lord, but in the darkness I would eat your heirs
this reads like an obese incel wrote i-.... oh wait
Eli Johnson
>another conspiracy again
Maybe Aerion was just a schizo with delusions of grandeur, like we see in the first story.
Leo Brown
tbf, that sounds absolutely in character for Viserys
Adrian Cook
Visery's made it law that no house will be admitted to the Red Keep without a fully painted, battle ready miniature with at least 3 colors painted to represent themselves
Samuel Campbell
Are there any moments like this waiting for us
Anthony Nelson
Would the people and lords of Westeros really not have cared if the King chose to marry a 14 year old?
Nathan Powell
How does Westerosi society know that about sperm?
Leo Jenkins
They probably use those whenever there's a selection among candidates from noble families.
Leo Harris
True, but too many mystery meat lads for my taste
Ryder Turner
Why didn't Cersei just wipe his cum off? Why did she want to eat it?
William Carter
Can someone tell me what the marble spheres are that each member of the small council drops onto the plate before they start talking
Cameron Torres
Like a faggot
Men in the middle ages would literally fuck him
Josiah Reed
more crabs your grace?
Noah Parker
The eyes are called Palantir's, and putting them in the slots connects them to a bigger Palantir in the Citadel so the maesters can witness and record their conversations
Justin Cook
If Robert hated Joffery why didn't he implore Jon Arryn to set aside Cersei (making her brood illegitimate)?
Aaron Gomez
I want to see where they keep them all, is it in the dragon pit?
Imagine those poor houses with abstract heraldry
Kayden Bennett
viserys reminds me of another king that was too pure for this world
Chase Watson
WE CALLED IT MAKING THE EIGHT
Leo Martinez
any cute fanart of the crabboi
Michael Adams
His plan is as to marry them to his granddaughters via daemon and laena, so it all would have evened out for him.
Brayden Rogers
Joffrey had a rather powerful grandfather who might take a small bit of offense to his grandkids being made illegitimate for (seemingly) no good reason
Gavin Lee
Did Viserys make the eight?
Colton Anderson
What would Viserys' favourite Bionicle set be?
What would Viserys' preferred D&D class be? Would he handcarve miniatures for the table?
Carter Edwards
what am I looking at here
Levi Thomas
IIRC the medieval idea of pregnancy was that sperm contained tiny humans who would then grow inside the womb.
Wyatt Johnson
Imagine not using miniatures to represent your selected candidates.
Camden Ross
Would Rainy not have found it a little bit odd that Alicent was at the Small Council meeting?
Isaac Wright
>throwing away his pure Valyrian blood bride for some Andal mutt.
fuck Viserys is stupid
Henry Perez
What is Vhagar doing in Detroit, of all places?
Jason Robinson
For Criston Cole they did a charcoal-stick like figure
Kayden Parker
>YOU MOCKED MY MINIATURES, user
>DID YOU SAY IT?
>MINIATURE HOUSE ICONS, MADE FOR A SINGLE DAY?!
Camden Jackson
TALION THE PALANTIR
Oliver Murphy
Otto is king
Gabriel Wilson
Marseille looking lit mon frere
Luke Moore
So next week is about Aegon and the week after will be about Daemon crowning himself. What are your predictions about the other episodes based on the titles?
Austin Long
Under the oceans, the fires burn green and the blood of men is blue. I know, I know, oh oh oh.
Sebastian Perry
She could have been attending to her father, who was also present.
Wyatt Rivera
My prince... I kneel
John Thomas
Can anyone explain what was so bad about season 8?
It was underwhelming and a bit silly at points but i still dont understand why everyone lost their minds at the time.
Hunter Morris
Oh shit Viserys is this lad from Hot Fuzz
Isaiah Green
Vale and Reach are only two out of eight, he's ngmi
Jaxson Price
Maybe they are counters you would place to represent the location of forces of a house on a military campaign map?
Jackson Reyes
Collecting gibs.
Landon Thompson
Gr8 b8 m8