>said he needs to go to bathroom before trial begins
>needs special bathroom because he's trans
>escapes as the disabled bathroom didn't have security measures
>police looking for him but has yet to find him after hours of searching
Which award-winning screenwriter should adapt this for the big screen?
It was all an act for the cameras. He’s been a criminal mastermind this whole time and YOU have been trolled
LOCK UP YOUR KIDS...AND PETS
>Cops can't find Chris-Chan
doesnt he kinda stand out from the crowd?
That's bullshit, but I believe it.
>source is another Any Forums screenshot
Yeah, I'm calling bullshit.
Not in USA
Why are you just repeating what your image says?
>kiwifarms is still down
Why don't you believe a screencap from 1 week ago?
footage just in
GOTTA GO FAST
HA-HAYAI!
>Police are looking for a...for a....
What?
Fake, but it would be hilarious if true.
Does anyone know when his trial starts?
>KF down the one time I'd need it
Fucking trannies
Christine: 1
Trolls: 0
HOLY FUCK
Kek
never thought we would see a continuation of the Chris-chan saga after the Incest Arc
Seems like 2022 is not complete shit
Unbelievable, never thought we'd end up here.
The man just keeps on giving.
Just a coincidence?
you retarded niggers are so fucking gullible
thats not chris chan, its some old lady from a few years ago.
I hope everyone who falls for this gets sterilized.
They may have gotten chris, but there’s no way they’ll ever be fast enough to catch sonichu.
Chris won. All he had to do was play the long con
Based and fun fact, you can literally and unironically just run away from 99.9% of your problems in life
he Keyser Söze'd us
Is this real?
Is this... is this real
There was no trial that day, you absolute retards
I'm literally going to do this.