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Do you think some ancient Valyrians literally had full blown bestiality sex with their dragons.
House Hightower:
>Prestigious.
>Amongst the most ancient houses in Westeros - maybe the most ancient.
>Amongst the wealthiest houses in Westeros, with wealth from both agriculture and Oldtown commerce/taxation.
>Able to raise three times as many men than any other Tyrell vassal. At a minimum we know they can raise 9,000, and it is reasonable to estimate they can raise somewhere between 12,000 to 16,000 men.
>Powerful enough that the Tyrells (and the Gardner kings before them) have to tread carefully around them.
>Becoming vassals to Highgarden is said to have made the Hightowers more powerful than when they were independent kings. Oldtown is protected by the rest of the Reach.
>Some Hightowers may have sorcery.
>Huge sway over the Maesters.
>Huge sway over the Faith of the Seven.
>We speak of the Greens and Blacks, compare the state of the Velaryons to the Hightowers in the years that followed the Dance. And it is not just the Dance. The Hightowers came out strong from the Andal Invasion, Aegon's Conquest, and the Blackfyre Rebellion. House Hightower weathers the storm.
I think they're both cute
how come the dragons look so good but some wigs look so bad
LORD STARK YOU'LL DO AS I COMMAND
OR I'LL FIND ME A HAND WHO WILL
CAREFUL CAREFUL CAREFUL CAREFUL NED
CAREFUL NOW
Alicent simps where you at
>You wake up in the Stepstones
massaging rhaenyra's crotch with your face after she goes dragon riding
Don't forget they're not biased against magic like the majority of maesters either. They clearly know what's up.
Can we keep this thread pol free?
>baelor breakwind
>baelor butthole
>baelor the befuddled
Why does everyone hate this name
>she actually has white nipples
holy shit
me too. i trust the show to make the transition work at this point.
They actually look alike, i could believe monke became trannyra after a few childbirths, but Alicent looks like she got a nosejob
cute
Sex with crabfeeder
Fan art is Any Forums now?
They shouldn't have put Any Forums in the series then.
Reminder that when a stronk womyn finally gets the throne she instantly burns everything to the ground
kys
tell me about House Arryn
What are they going to do in the show?
idk but the solution is clearly for the cast to use dragons as hats.
h-here. she dindu nuthin.
Mathis Rowan will defect to Aegon VI and buck-break all the Tyrell fucking shits.
>Snip snap, bitch
there's no one closer to perfection in this world than my beautiful queen
Crabchads report in
Nothing except put their stupid fucking sigil on Rhaenyra banner
Why is everyone saying Alicent reminds them of Cersei? I feel like she was being genuine with the advice she gave Viserys and Rhaenyra. It’s her dad who’s the real cunt
Are the books any good? I'm a brainlet so normie literature is enjoyable to me, the thing is I have this brainlet disease that doesn't allow me to remember many names. I literally can't remember more than 5 character names. While watching the episode yesterday I was wondering who Alicent was
she looks better with dark hair
>DUDE CRABS
MOPCHADS WWA?
because they're women and self-insert as Rhaenyra so Alicent reminds them of their former best friend that is now their mortal enemy
>lannisters: "um, my father swore an oath to support rhaenyra but I didn't do it myself so I'm not bound to it"
>starks: "my father swore swore an oath to support rhaenyra, the north remembers
Why are they like this?
NOOO STOP REMINDING ME OF D&DS OC
YOU'RE TRIGGERING ME
>making fun of a 12 year old
Cringe
"No."
Snibety snab.
Did they do some weird shit to her face in the series? She looks Bogged in it
Lesbianism
>Shitgaryeans
Who cares? Well, he's a bad guy and his daughter is a slut (he raised her wrong) so it makes sense he'd lick foreign Valyrian boots.
fug
This should've been Aegon II's design after Rook's Rest
she seems calculating. she knew what she was doing and didn't even tell her friend about it.
it's what she would do if she were being forced to do it and disapproved of it.
Yeah, she's like Sansa with anxiety. Before the empowering rape.
This guy literally hates black people..
In the original books, Rhaenyra's son has to eat out the current Lady Arryn until she orgasms to bring the Vale to their side kek.
CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG CRAB GANG
OTTOCHADS? Are you practicing your smug look in the mirror every day?
:(
That 12-year-old didn't create that wig, costume designers did, this picture is making fun of them mostly.
And it is making fun of Jews who made 100% white character black.
Bros even though otto is a schemer he brave and mogged daemon. Daemon sisters...are we weak
First for Ashara
the taste of GoT retardation ruined everything.
This show sucks
is it too late to start reading the book?
>stroggification.webm
My Queen
Crabs are the lamest crustacean? They can't compare to the beauty of.. Let's say a lobster!
>I'm not beholden to my ancestor's vowels
Not at all mate read the princess amd the queen , the rogue prince and fire and blood
Someone get a screenshot from four elements talking about crab fights with crabfeeder shopped in
everything turns into crabs eventually
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imagine trying to explain this video to aliens who descend from space asking where their crab children are
What were their last thoughts?
>and didn't even tell her friend about it.
she literally couldn't, Viserys would have lost his boner if he'd been confronted with the intentionality of the plan at an earlier stage. the whole plan was to keep him friendzoned so he felt like he was making the decison himself.
You have to keep in mind that this story will never be finished in books.
A decade ago people thought that more books over time will come out, questions answered and storylines completed.
Now that it is clear that is not going to happen, you have to take this factor into account before starting reading.
>At least i didn't supported the blacks
No thoughts. Just pain and fear.
Imagine if it was discovered aliens secretly farm humans, but do it 10x more humanely because they're more intelligent and sophisticated, and then humans have the absolute gall to complain about it, despite themselves subjecting innocent consciousness to inefficient and unnecessary levels of factory torture.
It would be fucking hilarious.
Starks only gave a shit about the princess they were promised.
Should we make a new pic related? That pic of Daemon on his back would work great, problem is he only controls Dragonstone
But the journey started with her.
>didn't supported
Is its just me or most pol shitposting is made by pajeets?
Some? No no the majority of them did, absolutely
>Imagine if it was discovered aliens secretly farm humans
They already do, what do you think the earth is for
Reminded me of this
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>Alicent, remember to swallow (not spit) your liege lord's semen, so as not to cloud his mind with unpleasantness.
>it is what your mother would have wanted.
They will stop saying that once the Blood and Cheese incident happens
तुम कभी औरत नहीं बनोगी
She's such a based tradwife
I believe we're living in a simulation.
You're on Any Forums post 2016 any board that gets decent traffic is a Any Forums colony.
Just count your blessings they aren't ruining your favorite smaller boards like mine.
Humans are garbage creatures anyway.
why does the dialogue feel so flat? it feels like there is no subtlety or anything "between the lines" to be picked up on. Almost every line of dialogue is the character saying what they feel/think explicitly, even when they have ulterior motives or reason to not actually say what they are thinking of feeling
Take the scene where corlys gets angry at the king choosing alicent over his daughter as an example, the way he just snaps and spells out his frustration or disappointment in front of everyone and then goes on to plot behind the crown's back with daemon just doesn't make for good character or writing at all, and you could apply this to almost 90% of the dialogue
I didn't read the book but from what I understand this is all filler prologue that is only for the show so they don't have fat george's writing but it's still very disappointing
My father was a crabber
>go to dinner
>3 threads passed
wew lads
>showrunners are outspoken and godawful annoying leftyshitter twats
>"g-guise, can we pweeze not talk about it?"
Eat shit you fucking potato. If a show has feckless maoist scumfuck subhuman faggotry in the writing room it's going to get called out and your silly little ass is gonna sit there and either like it or fuck off to somewhere else where the ideas of the discord tranny hold sway.
Yeah, she just pre rape empowerment Sansa. She is just nervous girl doing what everyone tells her too. She doesn't become Cersei until she's much older.
Won't read by why are right wingers so fragile?
Was the Mysaria actress doing a chink caricature? Does she really talk like that?