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on my knees in the walmart parking lot....

spbp

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>I will fear the crab army the moment they learn to run in a straight line
DO NOTHING? AND WAIT FOR THE PINCERS TO BE ON OUR TOES?
GO RRRRRUN BACK TO LOBSTERFELL YOU HONORABLE FOOL

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Did they really have to use this take? I haven't noticed her acting being this bad in any of the previous scenes so far. She sounds like an AI.

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Only winter is random. They have a three season year as standard.

no, every targshit so far is better than her

I LOVE HER SMALL CHEST AND CUTE FACE

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I have never felt a woman's love

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its too bad she waited until the last two seasons to get hot again, so much wasted potential with all those seasons as calorieesi

they are medieval
from the fall of Rome until the Renaissance things were going kinda slow

What is Daemon's endgame?

Any ottochads ITT?

>there are unironic blackkeks ITT

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>200 years
man they were at the same stage for 8000 by now

I watched the first episode today and the bad guy is literally named Demon Targaryen

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knew a girl in hs who looked remarkably like she does, very similar face. She had a massive dumptruck ass, and was kinda trashy, had a college age bf as a sophomore

>what is the industrial revolution?

damn people were retarded back then lmao

Blame the order of """""maesters""""""

look what happened between like 400 and 600 AD
Technological advancement is not some natural law or given, and also regressed in human history

The last 200 years are a gigantic outlier

we called it making the 8

it's fine until she says "you need to kill me" and she just abruptly stops talking

I still laugh at Stannis being a Greenchad despite being a direct descendant of Rhaenyra.

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My queen

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He's not a bad guy, he's not a good guy. He's The Guy.

based bobby baratheon would stuff this autist lego king in a locker and give him a wedgie

I've always felt like Geroge's timeline and House history was way too big. The scale is off. Consider that recorded history and civilization in ASOIAF is longer than it is in real life.

if you went back to medieval times you wouldnt survive a week
everything that keeps you alive today is due to other people's work
do you know how to work a field? build a house? keep cattle?

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Can't wait for greens and reds to get BTFO by crabbing.

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You're too fat for your shell.

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>putting their hands in maggots
Based retard, we still do this today.

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What do you think they meant by this?

Is it fair to saw we are the greatest generation?

He is more of a rogue than an actual bad guy. You'll see, framing him as the antagonist is purposeful.

Where my Martellchads at

If you're not a /crabgang/ chad then get the FUCK out of my thread

No, because that's for broke ass niggas lmaoooooo

George is shit at estimating shit. when they were filming scenes at castle black and they showed him the renders and the prop wall he complained it was waaay to tall despite it not even being half as tall as what he described in the book

GO FIND THE CARAPACE STRETCHER
NOW

this is someone's fetish

>Where my Martellchads at

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hey crabman

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reading up on it the real dark age was between 500 and roughly 1000. Between 900 and like 1600 the technological advancements were rather amazing, and are underestimated mostly today imho

>we

Just you third world monkey.

he literally dies next episode as sad as it is. I was hoping for some type of Euron character that would be taking advantage and pushing in slowly while the targshits are fighting eachother

spoiler the real bad guys are the hightowers

It's revealed in The World of Ice and Fire that maesters believe the super long timescales described in Westerosi tradition are probably wrong. Winterfell is supposedly 8-10,000 years old, but maesters who studied it found it wasn't built as a single structure, but began as some kind of primitive stone age-style ring fort, that was gradually expanded, replaced etc. to the castle we know today. The oldest part of Winterfell was built "shortly after the coming of the Andals", which some maesters believe may have been 2,000 years ago, and the outer walls a few hundred years ago.

She's looking at Hightower cock

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How is he that incompetent?

Maggots are the best and efficient way we have of removing dead tissue from the body. those fucks scrub you clean
t.dies of starvation

I thought this was meant to be some random grunt, is he the actual leader?

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Fuck no. That title probably belongs to the people of the late 19th century.

I can let it go if he's gonna be a bad guy and not some know it all prick being held down by whitey.

this

bruh this looks like videogame cutscene

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makes sense since they use the unreal engine

It's used in the US too. Do you realize that Penicillin comes from mold, you retarded baboon gorilla?

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he's an old hippie

They literally breed medical maggots so that they can clear the wound of dead flesh and not cause infections.

The maggots know what they're doing and are the best way to remove dead flesh without damaging the healthy flesh.

Memes aside, I kinda like it so far. Reminds me of S1 GoT with all the kings landing stuff.

which one is the mad kings mum?

maggots are based

fuck Daemon

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who want their dragussy ate

CRAB?

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maggots more like faggots lol

I'm really enjoying it. I can let the blacked character slide since they would never have gotten greenlit without it. At the very least I hope this does better than Rings of Niggers.

me, based tywin mode sigma grind

Where can I find women like Alicent Hightower?

This isn't a pride parade, no one is sticking their hands in faggots.

the lego aisle

P U R E V A L Y R I A N B L O O D

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>girl that will sleep with older men for money and power

uhhh thats a tough one

Middle school.

Nowhere. A woman like that is only offered up to a king and you're not a king.

When they're allowed to make their own decisions they don't turn out like Alicent even if they could've been an Alicent.

Seriously. How could one of the greatest fantasy novel writers of all time not make perfectly accurate estimates of irrelevant details in a made up story that is his sole creation? Shit is absolutely embarrassing.

Based Otto keeps mogging *Velaryon niggers at every turn

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CAREFUL CAREFUL CAREFUL, CRAB
CAREFUL NOW

looks like an unreal tournament map kek

gods we had a different skin color back then

I couldn't believe the audacity of this bitch, not to mention she looks absolutely ridiculous.

I was in doubt about him, but him volunteering to meet Daemon was a pretty chad deed.

that wig is so fucking ridiculous, I feel like they found the ugliest little mutt and the stupidest looking wig just to piss people off

He's supposed to die, yes. But they bothered so much to make him look memorable and epic i have the suspect he will survive. The Triarchy does play a role in the future war, and bringing back a know face like crabby boy is better than brining yet another new character.
He would even have a reason to go against Daemon and Colrys for revenge

So in his mind, I wonder how big he really imagined Winterfell and Storm's End and the Wall to be? How old did he, in his mind's eye, really imagine Westoros' history to be? What a fool.

Here's how it should be:

>Winterfell
At most the central tower is about 4 floors. The outer walls incorporate natural rock formations and are about three floors, a quarter to half a mile from the central tower.

>Storm's End
Maybe five floors, a single tower, built at the tip of a narrow peninsula.

>the Wall
It's built on top of a natural series of hills and is about 60 feet tall.

>History
Written history barely goes back roughly 1,000 years. Legends and such go back about another 1,000 years at most. Relics such as the Seastone Chair and ruins on Essos are clearly older but in most cases their origins are vague or completely lost to time. The Targaryen Conquest was about 200 years ago. The Dance of the Dragons was about 100 years ago.

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I love the depth of this shitty picture.

maybe the wig makers thought they were just background characters and weren't going to be on camera

Probably. They did call Alicent "women for Trump". It's been three years, let it fucking go.

>Corlys: Ayo we was finna get some power, we wuz kangz and shit but also self made even though honkeys keeping us down
Meanwhile not only were the Hightowers actually Kings at some point but they were also kept down by the Targs when they took over the Reach and gave it to a lowly house like the Tyrells. Otto is also just a back-up son with nothing of his own, in other words he is literally everything Corlys and Deamon (who still inherited a Dragon and a Valyrian Sword) are pretending to be.

Watching the first episode now and I'm almost in tears laughing at the dude farting as they pull his pants down. Who allowed this shit to air? It's like a Any Forums shitpost

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this scene felt like it was ghostwritten and directed by D&D. classic GoT-slop

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>perfectly accurate estimates of irrelevant details
I'm not asking for much. If you ask George how tall the Empire State building is he'd probably tell you it's 10 miles high. And that's low balling it.