pitch your cooking show
Pitch your cooking show
Justin Richardson
Carson Kelly
Force fat people to eat until they vomit. Mocking them the entire time
Colton Bailey
A team of minorities enter a restaurant incognito and order food, then they begin to yell racial slurs at each other, if the restaurant and the people inside it are able to stay peaceful until they finish their food and leave the restaurant owner gets $5k.
Nicholas Young
"Eating In."
Make, and consume food entirely inside various other businesses/locations. Portable propane grills, stealing electricity to power george foreman's, etc.
Robert Jenkins
just me boiling the kettle and filling up my cup of instant noodles. i don't say anything.
Jose Long
Cooking with human meat
Ethically sourced from amputees, cavaders and aborted fetuses, of course.
Evan Hughes
Retarded cooking.
Go into special ed classes or insane asylums, and try to get the retards to cook the messiest, food.
Most episodes devolve into food fights/autistic REEs.
Charles Carter
we get a bunch of white women chefs and they have to choose between two large mammals (horses dogs chimps etc). one they will slaughter and cook into a meal, the other one they will have sex with
Ian Young
An Idiot Abroad but it’s Guy Fieri going to Egg based restaurants around the globe, refusing to eat any eggs
Andrew Allen
Me making simple dishes in my kitchen, and yelling "CUNT" or "NIGGER" any time I make a small mistake
fpbp
Blake Parker
The opposite of Kitchen Nightmares, where the host takes popular 5 star restaurants and turns them into sloppy fast food outlets
Jeremiah Clark
k so it's a normal prerecorded cooking show, but all the meals are made with bugs and the judges are clueless republicans who will rate the meal while blindfolded. They'll think that it works like the voice (the show will be called "the taste") and they'll only be aware of it by the finale. The twist is that they'll think that the show is about the chefs when it's actually about the judges learning that eating the bugs is completely fine.
Josiah Robinson
Smuggling home-cooked meals into movie theatres.
Noah Lee
Show where good food
Robert Howard
what if you don't make mistakes
Carson Ramirez
This, but with vegans and slowly add in less "humane" ingredients every episode.
First episode: Honey, Milk.
Second episode: Eggs
Third episode: Fish
Fourth: Chicken
Fifth: Beef, Pork
Sixth: Veal, Horse
etc.
Charles Hill
Ow my dick.
Wyatt Brown
Not shouting "Nigger" was a mistake.
Kevin Fisher
I am become parm bringer of flavortown.
Nathan Gomez
that'll be season 2. We're crashing this plane with no survivors
Logan Baker
Sneak into celebrities houses at 3am wearing ski-masks and cook something in their kitchen.
Bonus points if the cops are called.
Even more bonus points if the cops eat the food.